Definitions by gasshole

to fart or not to fart 

Questionable farts that make you wonder how they will come out, usually it is a safe bet but every once in a while the result is dis-ass-terous

I am having a to fart or not to fart moment, is it worth it?
Only at home

to fart or not to fart by gasshole October 26, 2011

Courtesy Noises 

Giving "covering fire" for someone using the restroom in public places. Also can be an accident by unknowing patrons, such as sinks, air dryers and flushing toilets. Ultimate sign of friendship when done on purpose

I am having liquid ass fire in taco bell, luckily the air dryer has a long run time giving me courtesy noises

Courtesy Noises by gasshole October 26, 2011