farsighter
farsighter by Joe Waaaaammmm May 24, 2005
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fatsighted
A condition that causes all objects just outside of your normal field of vision to appear to you as food.
I thought for sure there was a plate of fudge striped brownies sitting on the table across the room. Not a striped cleaning rag. I hate being fatsighted.
fatsighted by jrswam August 27, 2013
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Freighterd
Being crushed/injured during sexual intercourse due to the massive weight/size of the sexual partner.
While she freighterd me, she crushed my femurs - but it was amazing!
Sex could not occur due to her massive weight; I would have been freighterd!!!
Even while under the influence of coke, I would not touch him - in fear of being freigterd!
While Sam was plowing Russel, he got freighter'd
Sex could not occur due to her massive weight; I would have been freighterd!!!
Even while under the influence of coke, I would not touch him - in fear of being freigterd!
While Sam was plowing Russel, he got freighter'd
Freighterd by Andrew Martin-Sharples May 29, 2008
farsight
fartghter
<techgirl> his cats has peed all over his new couch
<techgirl> omg i sound esl
<MsByrdie> hahah
<MsByrdie> that made me have fartghter
<techgirl> omg i sound esl
<MsByrdie> hahah
<MsByrdie> that made me have fartghter
fartghter by cinnamonrose September 25, 2007
farsighted
Joe: "Hey Jeff remember that girl we saw at the club last night? Did you think she was cute?"
Jeff: "Man at first I did but then she came closer and I realized she was farsighted"
Jeff: "Man at first I did but then she came closer and I realized she was farsighted"
farsighted by doesmynamematter August 31, 2014
fatfighter
fatfighter by Not A Spy Submarine April 24, 2014
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