farsighter

When a dude or dudette only looks good from far away.

Man, I thought that girl was good lookin', shes just a farsighter.

by Joe Waaaaammmm May 24, 2005

fatsighted

A condition that causes all objects just outside of your normal field of vision to appear to you as food.

I thought for sure there was a plate of fudge striped brownies sitting on the table across the room. Not a striped cleaning rag. I hate being fatsighted.

by jrswam August 27, 2013

Freighterd

Being crushed/injured during sexual intercourse due to the massive weight/size of the sexual partner.

While she freighterd me, she crushed my femurs - but it was amazing!

Sex could not occur due to her massive weight; I would have been freighterd!!!

Even while under the influence of coke, I would not touch him - in fear of being freigterd!

While Sam was plowing Russel, he got freighter'd

by Andrew Martin-Sharples May 29, 2008

farsight

the best weapon ever on perfect dark. Shoots thru walls.

Die shocksim. Bzeew. Bye bye...

by Master Fu January 7, 2005

fartghter

Farting while laughing.

<techgirl> his cats has peed all over his new couch
<techgirl> omg i sound esl
<MsByrdie> hahah
<MsByrdie> that made me have fartghter

by cinnamonrose September 25, 2007

farsighted

When a girl or guy looks good from across the room but when she gets closer they are ugly.

Joe: "Hey Jeff remember that girl we saw at the club last night? Did you think she was cute?"

Jeff: "Man at first I did but then she came closer and I realized she was farsighted"

by doesmynamematter August 31, 2014

fatfighter

FATFUCK, Obese kid.

Ed: 'CAMERON Is MIGHTY OBESE! HE MUST BE A FATFIGHTER.'

by Not A Spy Submarine April 24, 2014