farsighter 

When a dude or dudette only looks good from far away.

Man, I thought that girl was good lookin', shes just a farsighter.

farsighter by Joe Waaaaammmm May 24, 2005

fatsighted 

A condition that causes all objects just outside of your normal field of vision to appear to you as food.

I thought for sure there was a plate of fudge striped brownies sitting on the table across the room. Not a striped cleaning rag. I hate being fatsighted.

fatsighted by jrswam August 27, 2013

Freighterd 

Being crushed/injured during sexual intercourse due to the massive weight/size of the sexual partner.

While she freighterd me, she crushed my femurs - but it was amazing!

Sex could not occur due to her massive weight; I would have been freighterd!!!

Even while under the influence of coke, I would not touch him - in fear of being freigterd!

While Sam was plowing Russel, he got freighter'd

Freighterd by Andrew Martin-Sharples May 29, 2008

farsight 

the best weapon ever on perfect dark. Shoots thru walls.

Die shocksim. Bzeew. Bye bye...

farsight by Master Fu January 7, 2005

fartghter 

Farting while laughing.

<techgirl> his cats has peed all over his new couch
<techgirl> omg i sound esl
<MsByrdie> hahah
<MsByrdie> that made me have fartghter

fartghter by cinnamonrose September 25, 2007

farsighted 

When a girl or guy looks good from across the room but when she gets closer they are ugly.

Joe: "Hey Jeff remember that girl we saw at the club last night? Did you think she was cute?"

Jeff: "Man at first I did but then she came closer and I realized she was farsighted"

farsighted by doesmynamematter August 31, 2014

fatfighter 

FATFUCK, Obese kid.

Ed: 'CAMERON Is MIGHTY OBESE! HE MUST BE A FATFIGHTER.'

fatfighter by Not A Spy Submarine April 24, 2014