fartghter 

Farting while laughing.

<techgirl> his cats has peed all over his new couch
<techgirl> omg i sound esl
<MsByrdie> hahah
<MsByrdie> that made me have fartghter

fartghter by cinnamonrose September 25, 2007

fartchery 

Fartchery - the art of aiming your farts. Normally aiming towards someone.

Dude I've been practicing my fartchery I just blasted that guy in the face from across the room!

fartchery by John P from Tacoma May 18, 2008

Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! 

Eat your mother and gother and farther! Do It! It mean what i just said you need this word to insult people in need so it becomes cannibalism so eat it or you become the mother work out and you become a farther become old and than your a gother!

Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! Eat your mother with that smile! Eat your gother! Eat Your farther with that Mouth!

Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! by Dm4571 September 25, 2020

faughter

Female offspring of a male fucker

Something is dysfunctional with that family, the mum's a whore, the dad's a fucker, and naturally, of course, the daughter is a faughter.

faughter by Crushido December 15, 2010

Fargher 

Typically refers to a gangly, mangy creature, closely resembling a sheep in regards to its pale skin and off white hair. The Fargher dwells deep in the Urban Jungle and preys on young, innocent girls, not for feeding but for personal pleasure.

The Fargher's sole purpose in life is impregnation, specifically that of young girls, his prey. The name given to this act of impregnation by the Fargher community is 'Farghination' which roughly translates to 'action without remorse'.

Another facinating aspect of the Fargher is that of its eating habits. The Fargher posseses the 'power' if you will to devour any item of food whole (without chewing), whether it be a whole raw chicken, a packet of crisps (I have been told salt and vinegar is a particular delicacy)or that of any other food substance. Amazing.

As the Fargher is in a primitive state in regards to fellow humans. Civilised group consuption of food is absent. The Fargher must not be approached while eating, this may result in a viscious attack by the Fargher. Also, there is an apparent lack of manners while speaking to the Fargher, particularly while eating, do not be suprised when you do not recieve a 'please' or 'thank you'.

Also due to the Fargher's primitive ties, there is the natural desire to bash objects and thus make natural drummers. The Fargher's battle cry is reminicent of a deep growl or mid-pitched scream, it is hereby understandable why music which largely includes screaming is first choice.

The Fargher should not be trusted and thus avoided at all costs. Self preservation is second beneath impregnation. The Fargher is agile and dexteritous and thus a formidable foe, these attributes are why the Fargher is also sometimes referred to as 'Snake Hips'.

Ring the town bell, lock up your wives and grab the pitchforks! There is a Fargher on the loose and it has an incredibly healthy sperm count!

Fargher by Hose Fernandez September 5, 2008

farsighter 

When a dude or dudette only looks good from far away.

Man, I thought that girl was good lookin', shes just a farsighter.

farsighter by Joe Waaaaammmm May 24, 2005

fartster 

Someone that plays practical jokes on others, causing many people to point and laugh in the face of the victim

Josh: Hey luke nice turd picture, put some glue on it then we place it on Neals ass so everyone thinks he crapped his pants.
Luke: Sure thing Josh then everyone will point and laugh at him thinking he shat himself.
World: hahahahaha (pointing of fingers) ahhahaa look Neil shat himself, hahahaha
Negative Nancy: You guys are such FARTSTERS now everyone is laughing at Neil coz he crapped himself

fartster by TheGOATzor September 30, 2008