Joe: "Hey Jeff remember that girl we saw at the club last night? Did you think she was cute?"
Jeff: "Man at first I did but then she came closer and I realized she was farsighted"
Jeff: "Man at first I did but then she came closer and I realized she was farsighted"
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I thought for sure there was a plate of fudge striped brownies sitting on the table across the room. Not a striped cleaning rag. I hate being fatsighted.
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Get the freighted mug.Most men, particularly husbands, are earsighted - the condition of being borderline deaf when 3 feet from their spouse. Problem amplified when their wife is assigning chores or talking about her day. Fortunately, those afflicted with being earsighted are usually quite adept at hearing far away, like when their friend has pulled into the driveway to take them away.
The doctor put down his ear scope after examining Jeff and asked him if his wife started a new job. Upon Jeff confirming, the ear doctor explained that Jeff was suffering from a case of being earsighted.
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