farsighted 

When a girl or guy looks good from across the room but when she gets closer they are ugly.

Joe: "Hey Jeff remember that girl we saw at the club last night? Did you think she was cute?"

Jeff: "Man at first I did but then she came closer and I realized she was farsighted"

farsighted by doesmynamematter August 31, 2014

fatsighted 

A condition that causes all objects just outside of your normal field of vision to appear to you as food.

I thought for sure there was a plate of fudge striped brownies sitting on the table across the room. Not a striped cleaning rag. I hate being fatsighted.

fatsighted by jrswam August 27, 2013

farsight 

the best weapon ever on perfect dark. Shoots thru walls.

Die shocksim. Bzeew. Bye bye...

farsight by Master Fu January 7, 2005

farsighter 

When a dude or dudette only looks good from far away.

Man, I thought that girl was good lookin', shes just a farsighter.

farsighter by Joe Waaaaammmm May 24, 2005

Frightedness 

The act of frightening Bryna using the method of tickeling the area behind the knee.

Bryna died of frightedness and paranoia.

Frightedness by Yourliza January 31, 2009

freighted 

when something is big, or weighs more than it should, another bad definition, sorry

"my bikes feeling frieghted" or "that girls frieghted"

freighted by cellardoor4130 May 10, 2005

Earsighted 

Most men, particularly husbands, are earsighted - the condition of being borderline deaf when 3 feet from their spouse. Problem amplified when their wife is assigning chores or talking about her day. Fortunately, those afflicted with being earsighted are usually quite adept at hearing far away, like when their friend has pulled into the driveway to take them away.

The doctor put down his ear scope after examining Jeff and asked him if his wife started a new job. Upon Jeff confirming, the ear doctor explained that Jeff was suffering from a case of being earsighted.

Earsighted by Grant Rampus January 28, 2022