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fatsighted
A condition that causes all objects just outside of your normal field of vision to appear to you as food.
I thought for sure there was a plate of fudge striped brownies sitting on the table across the room. Not a striped cleaning rag. I hate being fatsighted.
fatsighted by jrswam August 27, 2013
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love at far sight
Love at far sight, though similar to 'love at first sight' differs in that the initial attraction dies once its object comes into proper view.
From across the room I saw him standing by the bar. He looked at me, and I looked at him, and it happened. You could feel it.
It was only when he holled me over to buy me a drink that I realised that it was less crush and more crash. I guess you'd call it love at far sight.
It was only when he holled me over to buy me a drink that I realised that it was less crush and more crash. I guess you'd call it love at far sight.
love at far sight by Robin Gunn July 13, 2010
farsighter
farsighter by Joe Waaaaammmm May 24, 2005
farsighted
Joe: "Hey Jeff remember that girl we saw at the club last night? Did you think she was cute?"
Jeff: "Man at first I did but then she came closer and I realized she was farsighted"
Jeff: "Man at first I did but then she came closer and I realized she was farsighted"
farsighted by doesmynamematter August 31, 2014
Far Sight
When a male/female looks attractive from a far distance. Whether or not the male/female still looks attractive up close is irrelevant.
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