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farmers' market 

(v)--To penetrate someone anally in an environment in which organic and/or animal-friendly goods are sold for a reasonable price from canvas or hemp kiosks by men and women in overalls or felt hats.
Steve: Hey John, have you seen Mary?

John: Why yes, Steve, I believe I saw her being farmers' marketed over by the strawberry stands!
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Farmers Market 

A girl with two very different sized breasts.
Her chest was a Farmers Market, but she only wanted me to enjoy the grapefruit on the right, not the poor lonely left lemon.
Farmers Market by saint_adventure October 1, 2014

farmers market girl 

An young urban dwelling woman with an earthy style who can often be found looking for fresh organic produce at local farmers markets or Whole Foods. The farmer's market girl shops at the gap and urban outfitters, drives a hybrid car, takes her dog to the local dog park, recycles, and wears very little make up. Her causes are animal rights and saving the planet. She shuns the glitz and glamour associated with big city life and favors communing with nature.
The girl I saw jogging with her dog on Fountain Avenue was a total farmers market girl. I don't think I should ask her to go with me to Area on Friday.

farmers market boy

A term used to describe a boy who has a "fresh" or "clean" kind of look that you just can't help but point to and call them attractive!
"Dam, he's a total farmers market boy. Crud nuggets I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING TO HIM"

farmer's market fresh 

Another way of saying something is really good.

See also: cool, awesome, sweet, etc.
Your kicks lookin' farmer's market fresh, boy!

Man, I'm feelin' farmer's market fresh right now.

Farmer's Market 

A term referring to the highly deviant sexual practice of blowing snot from both nostrils onto a partner's anus(This style of phlegm ejection commonly being called a farmer blow) and then using the resulting mess for lubrication during anal sex.
It was allergy season, and he was out of lube anyway, so Jason decided to go for the Farmer's Market.
Farmer's Market by Clint Russell September 15, 2008

Alabama Farmer's Market

AKA an Alabama Family Reunion. Any family get together in the south in which family members attend with the intention of having sex with other family members.
Hey Cletus! I can't wait to go to the Alabama Farmer's Market this weekend and fuck my cousin!
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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