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A term referring to the highly deviant sexual practice of blowing snot from both nostrils onto a partner's anus(This style of phlegm ejection commonly being called a farmer blow) and then using the resulting mess for lubrication during anal sex.
It was allergy season, and he was out of lube anyway, so Jason decided to go for the Farmer's Market.
by Clint Russell August 29, 2006
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
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A girl with two very different sized breasts.
Her chest was a Farmers Market, but she only wanted me to enjoy the grapefruit on the right, not the poor lonely left lemon.
by saint_adventure October 01, 2014
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(v)--To penetrate someone anally in an environment in which organic and/or animal-friendly goods are sold for a reasonable price from canvas or hemp kiosks by men and women in overalls or felt hats.
Steve: Hey John, have you seen Mary?

John: Why yes, Steve, I believe I saw her being farmers' marketed over by the strawberry stands!
by Sean Buford and Shane Cooter January 07, 2009
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