Vagina Heater

n. The fully erect male penis on a cold morning.
My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.
by saint_adventure October 17, 2014
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Farmers Market

A girl with two very different sized breasts.
Her chest was a Farmers Market, but she only wanted me to enjoy the grapefruit on the right, not the poor lonely left lemon.
by saint_adventure October 01, 2014
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Mastodon Hose

n. A very large penis.
I saw no way he was going to fit his Mastodon Hose inside me. Huge!
by saint_adventure October 03, 2014
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Fever Lever

n. The erect male penis. (prounounced 'fever leever')
He bared his fever lever and plunged it into my lovin' oven.
by saint_adventure October 03, 2014
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Biwaxual

Two lovers who perform Brazilian waxing on each other at home.
We're Biwaxual: We started waxing each other to save bucks, and now we wouldn't do it any other way.
by saint_adventure October 02, 2014
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cockspanking

Using his (preferably hefty) erect penis, a man whacks his partner's ass and pussy repeatedly and with gusto, preferably producing a sticky wet slapping sound and pink marks.
She likes it naughty, raw and a little rough, and she moaned as she took a hearty cockspanking on her knees after drenching my cock.
by saint_adventure September 23, 2014
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Monolingus

n. Sex act with a female partner in which you push her legs up to her shoulders and lick her all the way from anus to clitoris nonstop. Incidental penetration allowed.
I held her thighs against her belly as I performed monolingus on her, all the way 'round.
by saint_adventure October 02, 2014
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