Vagina Heater

n. The fully erect male penis on a cold morning.

My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.

by saint_adventure October 17, 2014

Farmers Market

A girl with two very different sized breasts.

Her chest was a Farmers Market, but she only wanted me to enjoy the grapefruit on the right, not the poor lonely left lemon.

by saint_adventure October 01, 2014

Mastodon Hose

n. A very large penis.

I saw no way he was going to fit his Mastodon Hose inside me. Huge!

by saint_adventure October 03, 2014

Fever Lever

n. The erect male penis. (prounounced 'fever leever')

He bared his fever lever and plunged it into my lovin' oven.

by saint_adventure October 03, 2014

Biwaxual

Two lovers who perform Brazilian waxing on each other at home.

We're Biwaxual: We started waxing each other to save bucks, and now we wouldn't do it any other way.

by saint_adventure October 02, 2014

cockspanking

Using his (preferably hefty) erect penis, a man whacks his partner's ass and pussy repeatedly and with gusto, preferably producing a sticky wet slapping sound and pink marks.

She likes it naughty, raw and a little rough, and she moaned as she took a hearty cockspanking on her knees after drenching my cock.

by saint_adventure September 23, 2014

Monolingus

n. Sex act with a female partner in which you push her legs up to her shoulders and lick her all the way from anus to clitoris nonstop. Incidental penetration allowed.

I held her thighs against her belly as I performed monolingus on her, all the way 'round.

by saint_adventure October 02, 2014