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n. Sex act with a female partner in which you push her legs up to her shoulders and lick her all the way from anus to clitoris nonstop. Incidental penetration allowed.
by saint_adventure October 2, 2014
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by saint_adventure October 17, 2014
Get the Vagina Heater mug.n. The combination lock that guards the naughty vault of your new girl's kinky preferences. Crack the lock and find out where she stands on important issues like bondage, spankage, and other mess-aroundage.
by saint_adventure October 13, 2014
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She likes it naughty, raw and a little rough, and she moaned as she took a hearty cockspanking on her knees after drenching my cock.
by saint_adventure September 23, 2014
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by saint_adventure October 2, 2014
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by saint_adventure October 3, 2014
Get the Mastodon Hose mug.n. The totally wrong but nearly universal phenomenon of fucking your Ex out of desperation, familiarity and/or pure poisonous hatred. (see: Hatefucking). Most common in the first dark six months after a breakup, and always trailed by feelings of self-loathing.
She would show up at my door after closing time at the strip club for months after we ended it, and I just couldn't resist the twisted appeal of sweaty rough ex-sex
by saint_adventure October 13, 2014
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