Definitions by saint_adventure
Revengebian
n. (see revenge fuck, lesbian) A heterosexual woman who has sex with another woman, then breaks the news in great detail to her either a) cheating or already ex-boyfriend/husband.
After Jane found out Billy Bob was cheating on her with his own sister Honey, she went revengebian on him and fucked Honey too.
Revengebian by saint_adventure November 12, 2014
Vagina Heater
My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.
Vagina Heater by saint_adventure October 17, 2014
Ex-sex
n. The totally wrong but nearly universal phenomenon of fucking your Ex out of desperation, familiarity and/or pure poisonous hatred. (see: Hatefucking). Most common in the first dark six months after a breakup, and always trailed by feelings of self-loathing.
She would show up at my door after closing time at the strip club for months after we ended it, and I just couldn't resist the twisted appeal of sweaty rough ex-sex
Ex-sex by saint_adventure October 13, 2014
Kinklock
n. The combination lock that guards the naughty vault of your new girl's kinky preferences. Crack the lock and find out where she stands on important issues like bondage, spankage, and other mess-aroundage.
Kinklock by saint_adventure October 13, 2014
Cat'n Crunch
n. A kitty litter box full of gravel-crunchy shit lumps and dry puddles of piss, an irresistible crunchfest for the canine species.
My dog Seabiscuit was crazy for Cat'n Crunch, no matter what I did to keep him away from the litterbox. His breath stank of catshit, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.
Cat'n Crunch by saint_adventure October 13, 2014
Fever Lever
Fever Lever by saint_adventure October 3, 2014