saint_adventure's definitions

Cat'n Crunch

n. A kitty litter box full of gravel-crunchy shit lumps and dry puddles of piss, an irresistible crunchfest for the canine species.

My dog Seabiscuit was crazy for Cat'n Crunch, no matter what I did to keep him away from the litterbox. His breath stank of catshit, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.

by saint_adventure October 13, 2014

Mastodon Hose

n. A very large penis.

I saw no way he was going to fit his Mastodon Hose inside me. Huge!

by saint_adventure October 3, 2014

Biwaxual

Two lovers who perform Brazilian waxing on each other at home.

We're Biwaxual: We started waxing each other to save bucks, and now we wouldn't do it any other way.

by saint_adventure October 2, 2014

Fever Lever

n. The erect male penis. (prounounced 'fever leever')

He bared his fever lever and plunged it into my lovin' oven.

by saint_adventure October 3, 2014

Monolingus

n. Sex act with a female partner in which you push her legs up to her shoulders and lick her all the way from anus to clitoris nonstop. Incidental penetration allowed.

I held her thighs against her belly as I performed monolingus on her, all the way 'round.

by saint_adventure October 2, 2014

Vagina Heater

n. The fully erect male penis on a cold morning.

My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.

by saint_adventure October 17, 2014

upside-down 69

Sexual position: man standing near bed, his partner does a handstand, (facing through his legs) then he picks her up by he waist (must be strong!) and brings her pussy up to his lips while she slides his cock into her mouth. A tight hug stabilizes.

I prefer petite blondes with naked pussies for upside-down 69. It takes strength and coordination, and the lighter the load, the longer it lasts.

by saint_adventure September 23, 2014