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n. (see revenge fuck, lesbian) A heterosexual woman who has sex with another woman, then breaks the news in great detail to her either a) cheating or already ex-boyfriend/husband.
After Jane found out Billy Bob was cheating on her with his own sister Honey, she went revengebian on him and fucked Honey too.
by saint_adventure November 12, 2014
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by saint_adventure October 17, 2014
Get the Vagina Heater mug.n. The totally wrong but nearly universal phenomenon of fucking your Ex out of desperation, familiarity and/or pure poisonous hatred. (see: Hatefucking). Most common in the first dark six months after a breakup, and always trailed by feelings of self-loathing.
She would show up at my door after closing time at the strip club for months after we ended it, and I just couldn't resist the twisted appeal of sweaty rough ex-sex
by saint_adventure October 13, 2014
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