My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.
by saint_adventure October 17, 2014
Her chest was a Farmers Market, but she only wanted me to enjoy the grapefruit on the right, not the poor lonely left lemon.
by saint_adventure October 01, 2014
n. A very large penis.
by saint_adventure October 03, 2014
by saint_adventure October 03, 2014
We're Biwaxual: We started waxing each other to save bucks, and now we wouldn't do it any other way.
by saint_adventure October 02, 2014
Using his (preferably hefty) erect penis, a man whacks his partner's ass and pussy repeatedly and with gusto, preferably producing a sticky wet slapping sound and pink marks.
She likes it naughty, raw and a little rough, and she moaned as she took a hearty cockspanking on her knees after drenching my cock.
by saint_adventure September 23, 2014
n. Sex act with a female partner in which you push her legs up to her shoulders and lick her all the way from anus to clitoris nonstop. Incidental penetration allowed.
by saint_adventure October 02, 2014