Sexual position: man standing near bed, his partner does a handstand, (facing through his legs) then he picks her up by he waist (must be strong!) and brings her pussy up to his lips while she slides his cock into her mouth. A tight hug stabilizes.
I prefer petite blondes with naked pussies for upside-down 69. It takes strength and coordination, and the lighter the load, the longer it lasts.
n. A curved micropenis (very small bent dick).
He unzipped and hunted through his boxers to pull out his fully engorged 2-inch chiquita banana; it was okay for anal anyway.
n. Sex act with a female partner in which you push her legs up to her shoulders and lick her all the way from anus to clitoris nonstop. Incidental penetration allowed.
I held her thighs against her belly as I performed monolingus on her, all the way 'round.
Using his (preferably hefty) erect penis, a man whacks his partner's ass and pussy repeatedly and with gusto, preferably producing a sticky wet slapping sound and pink marks.
She likes it naughty, raw and a little rough, and she moaned as she took a hearty cockspanking on her knees after drenching my cock.
Two lovers who perform Brazilian waxing on each other at home.
We're Biwaxual: We started waxing each other to save bucks, and now we wouldn't do it any other way.
n. A kitty litter box full of gravel-crunchy shit lumps and dry puddles of piss, an irresistible crunchfest for the canine species.
My dog Seabiscuit was crazy for Cat'n Crunch, no matter what I did to keep him away from the litterbox. His breath stank of catshit, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.
n. A very large penis.
I saw no way he was going to fit his Mastodon Hose inside me. Huge!