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Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day 

When some where’s really wet and soggy...
Cause the farmers daughter is always wet on church day
Bro1:Dude did you see outside

Bro2:yah it’s wetter than the farmers daughter on church day out there.

Farmer's Daughter 

Innocent looking girl, typically from Midwestern America. She seems innocent enough but in reality will try to have sex with as many people as possible. Watch out her dad WILL have a shotgun and WILL try to shoot you. If he doesn't kill you, her STD's will.
Geroge: Did you see Jessica's hot friend?
Tim: Yeah, she doesn't look like she'll put out though...
George: She totally does! She's a Farmer's Daughter!
Tim: Damn! You think Jessica's tapping that?

Farmer's daughter syndrome 

Farmer's daughter syndrome is what girls have when they are prevented from getting attention from guys while they are growing up. This causes them to act "easy" or "desperate" since they have no relationship experience and will make them fall in love with the first man they come across. Attractive women of this nature are common in guy's fantasies, but rare in real life.
Guy 1:I was out in rural Wyoming last week and slept with this girl who acted like she's never seen a man in her life. It was awesome.

Guy 2: Dude she totally had Farmer's daughter syndrome.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022