farkworthy

Adjective- sufficiently interesting event or news item, appropriate to qualify to appear on fark.com (see also fark)

"Did you hear about that mule that robbed a bank in Pakistan?"

"Man, that's farkworthy."

by hyenabreath August 6, 2004

fuckworthy

Something worth caring about.

That type of person cannot be trusted, they are not at all fuckworthy.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019

fapworthy

A person, place or thing worthy of masturbation.

I saw your mom yesterday, and I have to say... she is all kinds of fapworthy.

Your Lamborghini is totally fapworthy.

by Hollywood... November 10, 2007

fuckworthy

Worth of propagating with; someone that one believes to be beautiful (esp. carnally).
See also: hot, fine

"God, she's so fine! Totally fuckworthy."
or
"Alright, tell me: do I look fuckworthy?"

by technococcus December 20, 2004

fappworthy

When someone is so hot that you want to fapp.

Joshs sister and cousin are both fappworthy

by fapper20 May 4, 2009

Fuckworthy

A person who is considered to be worthy of having sex with, or a person who is so valued by another that the negative consequences of having sex is far outweighed by the benefits.

Dude, I don't fuck with anyone. I only fuck those who are fuckworthy.

by A.lex.I October 20, 2015

Farnworthians

The masses that live in Farnworth, a place where loosers go to die, like an elephants graveyard.
Some families in Farnworth think they are the mafia, when really they are more like the Waltons....soft, eco-friendly (cos they never wash) and hillbillies.
Most of these families own pubs, and are BIG time hayseeds.
Farnworthians are the lowest of the low, and would sell their own grannies, for the price of a pint. (or a half pint) depending on how desperate they are for a bevvy!!

Farnworthians use phrases like..."shall we try one" "lets have a latch lifter" and "are we having a couple" when they are desperado's for a alcoholic drink.
Drink/cigs/drugs all come before kids in this hell-hole of a town.
Even the pitt-bull terriers go round in two"s for health and safety reasons.

by fiesty August 10, 2007