fapworthy

A person, place or thing worthy of masturbation.

I saw your mom yesterday, and I have to say... she is all kinds of fapworthy.

Your Lamborghini is totally fapworthy.

by Hollywood... November 10, 2007

Fapworthy

Someone worthy of Masturbating to

Melly sure is Fapworthy!

by Graxzious1 January 26, 2013

fapworthy

To be sexually desirable to induced the need to masturbate.

She didn't need to undress, she was totally fapworthy

by Limba Woods December 16, 2013

fap worthy

Means porn pictures or regular hot pictures of a hot guy or girl thats worth masturbating to.

Girl: Hey I got my modelin pix.

Boy: DaYUM WOMAN! These fine pictures of you are fap worthy!

by anthone February 6, 2006

fappworthy

When someone is so hot that you want to fapp.

Joshs sister and cousin are both fappworthy

by fapper20 May 4, 2009

farkworthy

Adjective- sufficiently interesting event or news item, appropriate to qualify to appear on fark.com (see also fark)

"Did you hear about that mule that robbed a bank in Pakistan?"

"Man, that's farkworthy."

by hyenabreath August 6, 2004

Jeff Foxworthy

1. A popular comedian among NASCAR fans, mulletheads, Pabst Blue Ribbon drinkers and rednecks (like those are different categories). Creator of the "You Might Be A Redneck" series of jokes. I say "jokes" loosely, as they're all slight derivations of the exact same joke, which isn't really a joke to begin with, just observation: rednecks lack class & intelligence. The only humor is that the rednecks themselves love this joke more than anyone. "We're backwards losers, that is SOOOO funny!"

2. Any one-trick pony such as definition 1.

1. "Jeff Foxworthy's on TV! Wanna watch?"
"No, I gotta clip my toenails or something..."

2. "Dat Phan won Last Comic Standing and EVERY joke was about being Korean... what a Foxworthy..."

by Madmann October 13, 2005