Forkworthy

An act of extreme brilliance, intelligence, lunacy, originality, or douchebaggery. Usually a product of spur of the moments activities and friendly competition. A "forkworthy" act defies most common logic and always results in the transference of a meaningful yet utterly useless white plastic fork.

1: Jon's idea to drive into the mountains Indiana Jones style was so forkworthy!

2: NARCing out that party was so forkworthy, the guy was a b!tch anyways!

by Forkmeisters October 16, 2008

fuckworthy

Something worth caring about.

That type of person cannot be trusted, they are not at all fuckworthy.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019

fuckworthy

Worth of propagating with; someone that one believes to be beautiful (esp. carnally).
See also: hot, fine

"God, she's so fine! Totally fuckworthy."
or
"Alright, tell me: do I look fuckworthy?"

by technococcus December 20, 2004

Fuckworthy

A person who is considered to be worthy of having sex with, or a person who is so valued by another that the negative consequences of having sex is far outweighed by the benefits.

Dude, I don't fuck with anyone. I only fuck those who are fuckworthy.

by A.lex.I October 20, 2015

farkworthy

Adjective- sufficiently interesting event or news item, appropriate to qualify to appear on fark.com (see also fark)

"Did you hear about that mule that robbed a bank in Pakistan?"

"Man, that's farkworthy."

by hyenabreath August 6, 2004

Jeff Foxworthy

1. A popular comedian among NASCAR fans, mulletheads, Pabst Blue Ribbon drinkers and rednecks (like those are different categories). Creator of the "You Might Be A Redneck" series of jokes. I say "jokes" loosely, as they're all slight derivations of the exact same joke, which isn't really a joke to begin with, just observation: rednecks lack class & intelligence. The only humor is that the rednecks themselves love this joke more than anyone. "We're backwards losers, that is SOOOO funny!"

2. Any one-trick pony such as definition 1.

1. "Jeff Foxworthy's on TV! Wanna watch?"
"No, I gotta clip my toenails or something..."

2. "Dat Phan won Last Comic Standing and EVERY joke was about being Korean... what a Foxworthy..."

by Madmann October 13, 2005

jeff foxworthy

an unfunny person, who only has 1 joke up his sleeve. he is the reason everyone thinks southerners are stupid. had a sitcom that thankfully failed. he must die!

oh my god! they're showing rerun jeff foxworthy, where did the damn remote go?

by da trick biatch December 21, 2005