Farnworthians 

The masses that live in Farnworth, a place where loosers go to die, like an elephants graveyard.
Some families in Farnworth think they are the mafia, when really they are more like the Waltons....soft, eco-friendly (cos they never wash) and hillbillies.
Most of these families own pubs, and are BIG time hayseeds.
Farnworthians are the lowest of the low, and would sell their own grannies, for the price of a pint. (or a half pint) depending on how desperate they are for a bevvy!!

Farnworthians use phrases like..."shall we try one" "lets have a latch lifter" and "are we having a couple" when they are desperado's for a alcoholic drink.
Drink/cigs/drugs all come before kids in this hell-hole of a town.
Even the pitt-bull terriers go round in two"s for health and safety reasons.

Farnworthians by fiesty August 10, 2007

Farnsworthian 

When science does something that ends up going very badly, despite the (hopefully) good intentions behind it.

In a rather Farnsworthian turnaround, drugs designed to kill viruses in our bodies have caused those viruses to evolve and become stronger, and resistant to the drugs.

Farnsworthian by Andersonius February 25, 2012

Farnsworthian 

A level of anger so great you just want to leave the planet. Named after Professor Hubert Farnsworth of Futurama

"Bill: That movie just pissed me off so much. I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
"Ted: Calm down, dude. Farnsworthian anger never helped anyone."

Farnsworthian by DK2K1 April 13, 2015