farbingel 

doing something you know you shouldnt

landen in farbingeling

farbingel by farfido July 27, 2024

Farbined 

To show up to work one day and unexpectedly get the can/boot/pinkslip/fired...

So I hobble my ass into work today, and I get Farbined. The dealership is about to go under, so they are making more cuts, and I was given the boot.

Farbined by freddiestilskins February 23, 2009

fringely 

When an object has a crisp feeling that gives you goosebumps and/or makes you feel self-conscious when you feel it or are in contact with it. Pronounced Fringe-ly.

Ex. 1
Kylie: Guess what?
Kassidy: What, buck?
Kylie: These napkins are fringely.

Ex. 2
Hugh Jass: Dis here snow feels fringely on my foots.

fringely by K~H January 7, 2010

fartinger 

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.

The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.

fartinger by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

Fartingle 

Fartingle is when you do a fart, and it makes your butt cheeks vibrate to the extent that it causes them to tingle.

Jamie : Oh sheet!

Kristin: What ?!

Jamie : I just fartingled !

Fartingle by Finsio August 20, 2009

farinelli

Farinelli, whose real name was Carlo Broschi. He was born in Naples, Italy January 24, 1705 and died July 15, 1782 in Bologna. Farinelli was the most famous musical figure in his century, (a Baroque "Rock Star") and is arguably one of the greatest singers ever. His reputation and fame has lasted despite the disappearance of castrato singers and the unique musical style dedicated to them known as "opera seria."

A 1994 Film of the same name, about the singer's life. Stefano Dionisi played Farinelli.

Then there was the singer Farinelli, whose heart and brain were real though his voice was artificial.

Referring to someone singing: He's no Farinelli.

farinelli by Farinelli Fan June 12, 2007

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass 

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.

Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009