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FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.
Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'
by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009
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Yemmen

An abbreviation of the words, 'Yeah man.' Commonly used between friends and co-workers.

Shares strong similarities with the word, 'Yemen' which is a country located on the Arabian Peninsula in Southwest Asia. Both words are pronounced in the same way, however, possess very different meanings.
Jesse: Your still coming to ralphs tonight?
Dave: Yemmen.

Albert: You can go on your lunch-break now.
Sally: YEMMEN!

Daniel: Watching this episode of 'Friends' really makes me want to move to Yemen.
Ben: yemmen.
by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009
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Hmmf

The word Hmmf is generally used within friendships when a particular friend is in a bad mood, or in a 'hmmf' with the other.
Susan was in a hmmf because her friend Carol was spending all her time with her boyfriend.

Carol: Susan, are you in a hmmf with me?
Susan: No
Carol: Are you sure?
Susan: YES! I AM SURE OK!??!
Carol: Your deffinatly in a hmmf.
by HmmfCreator May 26, 2009
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Yemen

Yemen is a country located on the Arabian Peninsula in Southwest Asia.

Yemen is mentioned on an episode of the hit tv show 'Friends' in 'The One Where Old Yeller Dies.'

Dr. Ross Geller: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liqueur?

Carol Willick: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said Yemen.
Dave: What's the capital of Yemen?
Sarah: What!?
by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009
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Ming

An adjective used to describe somthing unpleasant or discusting.
Mary: But it's a bit...
Jen: Ming?
Mary: Yeah...but it's hilarious.
by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009
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ring ring

An onomatopoeia, which is, you guessed it, commonly used between two BFFs. It usually occurs when one bff needs/wants to ring the other, and usually texts the other saying 'ring ring?' which in bff language translates to, 'can i ring you?'
Mary: Ring ring bee?
Jen: Ummm maybe later after revision.
Mary: Hmmf. Fine. Nvm. ring ring tomorow instead?
Jen: Well i'm kind of seeing sally tomorow..
Mary: HMMMF.

Mary: Hoy, ring ring?
Jen: Well I need to drop my mom off, then finish my homework, then do some revision, then make tea for my brother, then clean out the fish, then pick my mom up, then go to work, then have a shower...
Mary: NVM. HMMMMMMF.

Jen: Sorry we haven't been able to talk much lately.. but we can ring ring tomorow for a whole hour!
Mary: Really!??YAYBEE:)!
by HmmfCreator June 7, 2009
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Wasabi

A Japanese plant of the Cruciferae family with a thick green root. Known as 'Japanese horseradish', its root is used as a spice and has an extremely strong flavour.
What did sushi A say to sushi B?

WASABI!!!!?
by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009
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