tapworthy

A very attractive woman usually with a nice ass, which in fact you would tap, which makes her tapworthy.

Kyle: damnnnnnnn see that chick down there?
Dylan: so tapworthy!

by kylowned May 9, 2007

tapworthy

An individual of extraordinary attractiveness or charisma with whom you would consider having coitus.

What? He plays the guitar? Sooo tapworthy...

by The one true Alex September 28, 2008

fapworthy

A person, place or thing worthy of masturbation.

I saw your mom yesterday, and I have to say... she is all kinds of fapworthy.

Your Lamborghini is totally fapworthy.

by Hollywood... November 10, 2007

tagworthy

When you look good enough to be tagged on Facebook.

You should totally untag that pic in the zebra Snuggie, it’s not tagworthy.

by Haley Meier November 20, 2009

Tardworthy

Tardworthy, used to insult somone who has done something completly stupid, neh tardworthy.

"betty, what you just did then is tardworthy!"

by Andy Woodsterr February 24, 2008

Tagworthy

Person in an online picture worth tagging.

Since Facebook only lets me tag only 30 people in our class picture and we had 36, I had to make a decision who was more tagworthy Janet or Brian.

by heynoww January 26, 2009

Tamworth

A town in New South Wales, where fat Australians go to listen to country music and sleep in their own vomit.

I'd rather shot myself than go to Tamworth.

by Manic Holz January 19, 2011