Fapula

verb - For a person to intake sexual pleasure from masturbating with a spatula.

Past Tense: Fapulad
Present Tense: Fapulaing

Red - "Oh man, when I get home, I'm gonna have a good fapula."
Connor - "Can I join? I haven't been fapualing recently."

by warchihiro March 29, 2015

fapula

When one jerks off with a spatula.

Person 1: Hey bro have you had a fapula yet?
Person 2: Gross dude i'm not spongebob.

by mmjkx March 29, 2015

count fapula

1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a Count Fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes

2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims

"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"

"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"

by Sr.Crumplecakes October 25, 2009

Count Fapula

When you empty a full box of count chocula in to a womens ass hole then cum in her asshole like its milk, after that you have her shit it out and BAM you have ceareal with milk.

Dude I totally got Count Fapula from my girl last night.

by EuL0Gy December 17, 2008

Fapulate

An act of jerking up and down or side to side

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.

by lazydbird June 18, 2021

Fapulating Device

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently

Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.

by lazydbird June 19, 2021

fapplause

(n) the clap-like sound one makes while masturbating to good porn.

the slapping, near-clap sound that is made by the hand slapping one's inner thigh while masturbating.

Fapplaud (v),

Pee-wee Herman's public fapplause was seen as innapropriate to most people.

by Martin Fitzgerald Finkle May 6, 2011