fapplause 

(n) the clap-like sound one makes while masturbating to good porn.

the slapping, near-clap sound that is made by the hand slapping one's inner thigh while masturbating.

Fapplaud (v),

Pee-wee Herman's public fapplause was seen as innapropriate to most people.

fapplause by Martin Fitzgerald Finkle May 6, 2011

fapplause 

An applause but with your foot. Clapping using your feet.

His hands were full of bags so he had to settle with a fapplause.

fapplause by maetr1x April 8, 2025

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Applause 

The act of relieving semen in your hands, and then clapping in your partner's face.

"After they finished having sex, John blew a load in his hands and blinded Mary with some Applause for a job well done."

Applause by Butterman505 December 8, 2009

faceplause 

An "applause" type sound that occurs when someone says something so stupid that crowds of people are forced to facepalm in disgrace-at the same time.

*discussion of rain cycle* Girl: "Oh, like, real rain?" *faceplause*

faceplause by 0100100001101001 September 19, 2009

Beatnik Applause 

A form of applause whereby the middle finger and thumb of both hands are repeatedly snapped/clicked instead of clapped. Beatnik applause was developed in the cafes of the 1950s/1960s by the Beatnik/Beat Generation. Many "Beat Poet" fans of this period now suffer from severe arthritic inflammation of the thumb and middle finger.

POET: "The room suddenly went into a mad darkness. A spotlight pierced blackness like a white devil's knife. A voice rose and screamed. Words of beauty cutting my throat. A poem of life, of love, of doom. My years on Earth summed and fooled."

CROWD: Beatnik Applause

Beatnik Applause by PopeMichael May 13, 2010

Balls applause 

The process in which your balls slap against one another or against your thigh, creating a clapping noise.

"Fuck Tom, quit jumping...i'm tired of hearing your balls applause."

Balls applause by kixcheerios March 16, 2010