fanster

A typical bitch. This person is afraid of most things and is a general pussy about everything. Also is a term for a gay or overly feminine person.

Chad is such a fanster, he never wants to do anything fun.
Do it you fanster.
Fuck you, you bitch ass fanster.

fanster by Chadwick Vonbetch October 26, 2017

Fanster

"Fanster" is simply the combination of a Fan and a Hipster. So if you are a fan of something mostly dedicated to the Hipster audience, you are probably a Fanster.

He/She is a Fanster.
Look at him/her. I sense much Fanster in him/her.
Fanster-Level: Endboss.

Fanster by Messhias85 May 26, 2017

Move Faster Pokey!!!!! 

The most epic voice crack in LP history. Originated from the voice of LPer ProtonJon, is now a popular meme among the gaming community.

Move faster Pokey!!!!!! FASTER!!! For the love of god faster!!

Move Faster Pokey!!!!! by pbudp January 15, 2011

Paddle faster, I hear banjos! 

A common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. Doesn't necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.

It was a bright and sunny day when my father and I decided to go fishing down by the ol' waterhole. I remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. We made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. As we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. The trees around us swayed to a halt. Then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the twang of a banjo. My father turned to me, his face colorless as he said "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"

Paddle faster, I hear banjos! by Survival Guide May 12, 2010

faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.

When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.

faster than a scalded dog by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012

faster than a cat can lick its ass 

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

faster than a cat can lick its ass by Goobershanker August 9, 2006

fasterbate 

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

fasterbate by saylor February 15, 2007