Bob: hey Tony, you have bigger tits than your mum!

Tony: leave it out Bob, whats with all the fanter today!?

"Mate, that is fanter"

Whether you've had a shit day or just want some fun exchanges, you can't beat a bit of fanter

Maddy: "That wasnt even banter" ... Jack: " More like shanter" ... Maddy: "even worse, it was fanter"

Examples are everyday conversation/occurances/tags on facebook. Sometimes it is easy to mistake 'Fanter' for a 'Frape', depending on the humour of the affected.

That fuckin fanter is probably spankin' it with my stolen panties right now!