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Count Fagula
A man that only comes out at night and instead of sucking blood out of necks like Count Dracula he sucks jizz out of dicks like Ricky Martin.
Man what happened to Mikey I haven't seen him in weeks? Oh He got bit by a fag bat he's a Count Fagula now.
Count Fagula by Johnny Motherfuckin P June 4, 2010
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fangula • Fangulation • Fagula • fangul • Fingulated • Fagular • fanoula • flangular fever • Faggula • faggular
Count Fagula
One of those annoying, spitty mouthed teenaged wannabe vampyre (vampire) kids who shop at hot topic, jet their hair and read stupid ass books like Twilight. Basically, a cross between an emo and a WANNABE goth. Usually buy a guitar and don't even play the damn thing or get a skateboard and don't even learn how to skate on it.
Fagula: I am so dark. My clothes reflect the colour of my soul... which is black.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.
Count Fagula by Miilo March 31, 2009
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fungulate by YungBoyInTheTrap March 29, 2017
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Fagula by anonymous1556451 November 13, 2011
FangBlade
The first "winner" of MapleStory. The first character to reach level 200 and not able to progress anymore. Many people think that this person does not have a life, but of course when you talk about MapleStory you would probably say "oh, thats a good game", but when someone actually reaches level 200 you think they have no life. Which is kind of ironic because you could be the next FangBlade and you would be sorry to FangBlade for saying he has no life.
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