The act of appearing to pick up dog poop without actually picking up dog poop
Doc was walking Stella in his new neighborhood and stealthily bends down with the plastic bag to pick up the poop but does so for appearance purposes only.He boasted at dinner with friends about committing Falsifadoo.
A fan of falafel. The falafan does not have to love falafel; they can merely like it. However, the ones that love it are the more extreme falafans and clearly the most dedicated patrons of their coveted meal, except in extenuating circumstances.
Patty: "Want to go grab some falafel?"
Eunice: "Patty, you freakin' falafan. Let's have coffee or something; we don't want you to get fala-wasted."