Spiraled
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spiraled ham
Identical to the pressed ham (where you press your bare ass against the window for others to enjoy the view), except you take it to the next level by shitting while you are doing it.
I went to give a pressed ham to these assholes that cut us off on the expressway when all of a sudden in turned into a spiraled ham. Thankfully I had some maintenance wipes with me.
spiraled ham by Dubble J November 21, 2011
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Spirale Bourguignon
A technique used in the ]portable], two player game Dots and Boxes. A move derived from both ancient French and Syrian culture. If done incorrectly, this will result the tragic loss of the player enacting it, and thus considered a highly risky move. Ancient aramaic texts depict this move to be a pact with the force of evil as well, a very risky move indeed.
"This game of Dots and Boxes has been going on forever Arin, what is the score?"
"Dan used the Spirale Bourguignon a second ago and took the whole god dang board!"
"Dan used the Spirale Bourguignon a second ago and took the whole god dang board!"
Spirale Bourguignon by gamer_gunk July 16, 2020
Spiralled
When your sexuality, vibe, or entire existence refuses to run in a straight line—or even a circle. It’s attraction that loops, bends, and evolves like a cosmic slinky, pulling you toward whoever/whatever feels right in the moment. Being spiralled means you’re not gay, straight, bi, or pan—you’re orbiting all of it and none of it, on your own infinite track.
Synonyms: fluid af, Fibonacci flirt, queer galaxy brain, vibe-sexual.
Opposite: Stuck on rails.
Synonyms: fluid af, Fibonacci flirt, queer galaxy brain, vibe-sexual.
Opposite: Stuck on rails.
• “So are you straight, gay, or…?”
• “Neither, babe. I’m spiralled—my desire comes back around, but never the same way twice.”
• “Neither, babe. I’m spiralled—my desire comes back around, but never the same way twice.”
Spiralled by Juno Funkey Loudz Christ August 30, 2025
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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