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A fan of falafel. The falafan does not have to love falafel; they can merely like it. However, the ones that love it are the more extreme falafans and clearly the most dedicated patrons of their coveted meal, except in extenuating circumstances.
Patty: "Want to go grab some falafel?"
Eunice: "Patty, you freakin' falafan. Let's have coffee or something; we don't want you to get fala-wasted."
Falafan by Courage Wolf's Minion December 3, 2010
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Sheer idiocy, derived from the word(s) .. "You're retarded"
I spiraled into falafa
falafa by AMGIEATBABIES May 25, 2009

falamank 

Type of cheese that came from a woman
"My mom just falamanked on me"
falamank by Obama6942069 March 27, 2021
Often called "That guy" In the U.S. Army. This is the type of person who never wants to do PT, training, or any kind of real work. Does his best to sham in the army and collect a check. Basically a douche-bag.
Falagan
Falagan by PermaArmy December 26, 2011

falafalought 

fuck him hes a falafalought
falafalought by fuck my name December 6, 2003

falafasofa 

eh you stupid. you went falafasofa.
falafasofa by jkeascsiieca January 5, 2009

falafadanderdill 

puffy flower that is native only in very moist and dark mineshafts.
"shall we nither through that falafadanderdill patch?"
falafadanderdill by Boyd6890 January 18, 2009