Falafan

A fan of falafel. The falafan does not have to love falafel; they can merely like it. However, the ones that love it are the more extreme falafans and clearly the most dedicated patrons of their coveted meal, except in extenuating circumstances.

Patty: "Want to go grab some falafel?"
Eunice: "Patty, you freakin' falafan. Let's have coffee or something; we don't want you to get fala-wasted."

by Courage Wolf's Minion December 3, 2010