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Fallopadopaphobia

The fear of Fallopian tubes or the fear getting your Fallopian tubes tied in your fat plump coochie.
I couldn’t get out of bed this morning because Wyatt wanted me to tie my tubes. I told him I had Fallopadopaphobia but that motherfucker didn’t drug a nut for any plump hoe. Must be on some spongebob shit because his clarinet is hooting in the Bikini Bottom.
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Fallopadopaphobia

The fear of fallopian tubes or the fear or Fallopian tubes getting twisted in your fat cooch
I couldn’t get my ass out of bed because Wyatt told me to get my tubes tied today. I told him I had Fallopadopaphobia and that hoe was more violent than my dad on a Tuesday
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