A moron with a 90 degree penis curviture in his wang. It has been seen jumping off stages in Vegas, making the TMZ tabloids. It, currently, suffers from FallFish disease. If you see this thing, do not drink after it or kiss it. It has the same hygiene practices as a chimpanzee. Not only does it not brush it's teeth but it scratches it's dirty ball sack then cleans the cheese from under it's nails with it's mouth.
A delusionalindividual who is literally in love with himself. Somebody who wants to fuck themselves and can only obtain an erection whilst looking at their reflections.
Also a codeword for SEX/FUCKING/RAPE/PENETRATION (ala PHALLUS HER)
an adjective for a person place or thing that basically fails at life. people like this should pretty much cease existing, because then everybody would be happier.