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falshartto 

The term falshartto, or falsharto, is most often used in the context of flatus to refer to a type of audible ass rippers beyond the normal audible range or modal voice. The falshartto voice—with its characteristic breathy flute-like sound relatively free of overtones—is more limited than its modal counterpart in both dynamic vibration and tone quality. Often, a falshartto may lead to a shart or shart dart. A falshartto commonly precedes a shartgasm.
I ripped a textbook 20 second falshartto in English class today.
falshartto by Jerry Paper June 11, 2016
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filesharing 

A demonstration of personal freedoms that will never die.

The ultimate way to show evil, profit-driven, freedom-devouring, artist-screwing media corporations where they can shove it.

The act of exchanging digital files between computers.

IT WILL NEVER DIE.
As always, the RIAA's efforts to curb illegal filesharing have proven fruitless.
filesharing by FourEnDee August 29, 2009

fleshware 

If you perform a complex function (e.g. software) using people rather than machinery (hardware), the people who carry out the function are fleshware.
Nobel prizewinner Richard Feynman's describes designing a fleshware 'super-computer' made of punch card machines and human calculators to do the complex calculations needed to design the atom bomb at Los Alamos.

There are many other instances in pre-computing era organizations where complex calculations were carried out by rows of nerds with pencils and papers. Earlier implementations include vast libraries of medieval monks acting as printing presses by writing out manuscripts and pairs of sailors (often duplicated for accuracy) acting as speedometers and sonar by casting knotted lines behind the ship, timed against one or more sand hourglasses and leaded lines below it for depth.
fleshware by supercomputerguru August 1, 2011

Faleshia 

If there was ever a name to describe the perfect woman the name Faleshia is it! You are a fantasy come true for any man that has the pleasure of experiencing your inner and outer beauty! Your smart, funny, vivacious, bubbly, sexy, honest, loyal, full of life with a touch of spunk, you don't need other peoples approval to be who you are, you are just you! You have the right combo of class and sexy that makes girls hate you and guys drool! You like to have a good time with friends but family is what you are really about! You have an @ss to die for and a heart of gold! God could not create a better combo! You will experience plenty of broken hearts in your journey of life because men will start to distance themselves from you for the fear you will eventually leave them for someone better! Both sexes say things under their breath when you walk by! Typical girl "Bitch" Typical guy "Oh Dang Let's Bang"! You get the point you are pretty much a Godess !!!!
When I think of Faleshia I think of felatio!!!!

That Faleshia is freakalicious!!!
Faleshia by perfect woman February 3, 2010

fleshwad 

"Dude I am so fucking sick of fleshwads. Everything that is wrong in the world is because of them. And god-damnit, they take forever to make fries!"

-fleshwad in the McDonald's drive-thru

human being detritus misanthrope
fleshwad by theDUDE1992 September 24, 2011

Fleshnard 

The word used by Doctors to describe the presence of genitalia consisting of an engorged penis with a vagina located where its urethra should be. This is an incredibly rare condition in humans but occurs relatively commonly in some species of whale.
The trained whale Cory of the Boston Aquarium was the first documented mammal possessing a fully developed fleshnard.
Fleshnard by RKPRE6969 April 8, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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