falshartto 

The term falshartto, or falsharto, is most often used in the context of flatus to refer to a type of audible ass rippers beyond the normal audible range or modal voice. The falshartto voice—with its characteristic breathy flute-like sound relatively free of overtones—is more limited than its modal counterpart in both dynamic vibration and tone quality. Often, a falshartto may lead to a shart or shart dart. A falshartto commonly precedes a shartgasm.

I ripped a textbook 20 second falshartto in English class today.

falshartto by Jerry Paper June 11, 2016

Falshetto

When you feel like you need to poop but when you sit down you just rip a nasty echoing musical fart. Essentially this is the opposite of a shart.

Man I swear I felt a turtle head poking out but when I went to drop tge kids off at the pool it was just a falshetto.

Falshetto by anonymous June 4, 2025