falard

one who is creepy, greasy, fat, and has multiple chins.

did you see that falard yesterday? that guy is such a falard!

by dorx January 31, 2010

Falador Massacre

A massacre in a game called runescape. It happened 6/6/6 in many towns in Runescape and was cause by a glitch that happened when the first player to get 99 construction had a house party. It was soooo laggy that it kicked everyone to Falador and the people that were in the boxing ring at the time of the boot were aloud to kill people outside of the wilderness withought the other people fighting back. One of the most known killers is Durial321. There were a total of 2 billion coins lost that day and have never been recovered. On every June 6th people usually plant flowers in memory of the people who died. This was the first and only massacre in runescape.

Yo, did u hear about the Falador Massacre?

Yeah dude, its terrible.

by Runescape Info December 14, 2010

Falarious

When something is so funny u combine the word "fucking and hillarious" making the word falarious

Ross "OMG the joke Matt said today was so Falarious"

Jake "IK that kid in general is Falarious"

by Eman Ekaf May 27, 2010

Falador Massacre

A while ago, on June 6th 2006, (6/6/6) there was a glitch in Runescape which allowed players to kill other players sans the wilderness. This was supposedly due to the new update of Player Owned Houses. Durial321 was one of the many who killed people in Fally, and has become something of a legend to Runescapers.

Noob: "GUESS WHAT!"
Player: "What?"
Noob: "OMG I WAS THERE FOR THE FALADOR MASSACRE LOLOLOL DURIAL KILLED ME!!!"
Player: "...Good for you."

by JustinCase000 April 6, 2008

Flard

A theoretical compound made from carbonated blubber. Incredibly radioactive, with more possible uses than graphene. However, weaker and greener than graphene.

The reactor produced Flard.

by Not Me4502 February 28, 2015

Giwa Falade

A very powerful and ruthless female who is dreaded and feared by a lot of people.

Person 1: She walked in here, snapped her fingers, and ordered that everyone evacuated the premises, and it was done!

Person 2: Oh my God, she's such a Giwa Falade!

by Wattfisher October 20, 2021

Falador

A big city in Runescape. west of Barbarian Village and east of Taverley. Has lots of big white buildings and walls.

I went to Falador to kill a few guards.

by King_Pin666 November 13, 2007