flard

(adj.) A state which is neither flacid nor hard.
(n.) A penis which is neither flacid nor erect, but rather somewhere in between.

I had a great stiffie, but an ugly girl walked in and it became flard.

by admon May 6, 2006

flard

a combination of lard and fat

I need to exercise to get rid of this flard.

by Kelly May 2, 2003

flard

a term used when one is dissatisfied at something or someone

Also a term used to convey general annoyance

"oh Flard","Flard I forgot to wash the car"

by mentaldood February 15, 2006

flard

Acronym: F.L.A.R.D., meaning Face Like A Robber's Dog.

She's a right Flard

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

flard

The color between green and purple.

The color of the door is flard.

by bdoren May 16, 2008

Flard

A theoretical compound made from carbonated blubber. Incredibly radioactive, with more possible uses than graphene. However, weaker and greener than graphene.

The reactor produced Flard.

by Not Me4502 February 28, 2015

Flard

A lazier way to type flattard when embroiled in a flame war with a flat-earther.

"You goddamn flards are full of shite! Show me the dome! Show me the dome asshole!"

by Louis the bastard March 8, 2018