Performed after using the bathroom facilities and NOT washing your hands; this is the act of rubbing your hands together, as if to dry them, while you casually stroll away from the restroom.

The idea is to trick any observers into thinking you're an upstanding, health conscious, member of society.

Sam: You may want to wash your hands before eating. I saw the guy you just high-five'd pull the Fakewash instead of washing his hands.

Wade: Damn it! I use that move myself so I can't be too mad. Thanks for the heads up bro.

Fakewash by Crumdog Millionaire August 14, 2012

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Fareway

A Midwestern food store that is known for economical prices and a great meat department in each store. For the employees, however, it is known as hell on earth. Shitty managers, shitty coworkers, shitty customers. (in)famous for their walkout service provided by baggers, as well as the entailing awkward conversations. Also well known for not being open on Sundays, like Chick-Fil-A.

"Fareway fucking sucks, my manager just busted my balls for 20 minutes because I didn't stock the shelves right."

Fareway by macaronitony July 20, 2022

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fareway

noun. Hell hole. Shitty Job. Etc.

Ya, i work at a fareway. Ohh...that must blow.

fareway by Nate-dawg August 6, 2006

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fakeaway

Curry, or any other manner of takeaway food, that is made with ingredients and jars of sauce from the supermarket

Fakeaway, a home-made, belt-tightening version of a takeaway

fakeaway by $aze October 31, 2008

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Fakegay Tripleplay

Whilst chatting up a chick you intend to A-frame, pretend you are actually gay with another friend to increase the chance of double penetration. Actually works

Jared: Here is my boyfriend ?

Natasha: Wait your gay, now I am definately down for the both of you to penetrate me simultaneously.

The Joker: (Whispers in ear) I knew the Fakegay Tripleplay would work

Fakegay Tripleplay by Browntown6 April 13, 2011