Performed after using the bathroom facilities and NOT washing your hands; this is the act of rubbing your hands together, as if to dry them, while you casually stroll away from the restroom.

The idea is to trick any observers into thinking you're an upstanding, health conscious, member of society.

Sam: You may want to wash your hands before eating. I saw the guy you just high-five'd pull the Fakewash instead of washing his hands.

Wade: Damn it! I use that move myself so I can't be too mad. Thanks for the heads up bro.

Fakewash by Crumdog Millionaire August 14, 2012

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Fakeademic

A media-created pandemic based on false, wildly speculative or unscientific projections. A virus that isn’t as bad as people are led to believe.

The past few months, the world has suffered greatly from a FAKEADEMIC, which had dubious origins, was propelled and accelerated by false predictions creating mass panic, sensationalized by the media, and exacerbated by poor decisions made by some governors, whether purposeful or out of ignorance.

Fakeademic by Testore June 23, 2020

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fakewanker

Someone who talks a lot of game and has ability but never follows through with it.
Never finishes the race or sometimes even starts it but talks about it a shit ton.

Dane talks a lot about trying to fuck girls, and probably can, but just doesn't because of unknown reasons. Probably insecurities. What a Fakewanker!

fakewanker by 3zralive December 10, 2017

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fakeadelicish

Sorta fake, but sorta not...

A word Dustin uses to describe "Gears of War"

Me: "Hey, you wanna play some gears of war?"

Dustin: "Screw that"

Me: "Why not?"

Dustin: "It's all.... fakeadelicish"

fakeadelicish by Fuzz Darkness June 5, 2007

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