Fakewad

A person who follows you on social media only out of politeness or for the numbers, not actual agreement or interest.

Guy I follow posted a sexy picture of a girl. But when I twote a pic of same girl nekkid, he blocked me. What a fakewad.

Fakewad by Finnias Jones October 18, 2016

fakeway 

another way of saying lightweight

He fakeway looks like Kevin Durant

fakeway by Denzie January 17, 2013

Fakeway 

same as saying ¨low-key¨

¨I fakeway like her.

Fakeway by too_brazy15 March 18, 2018

Fakewash 

Performed after using the bathroom facilities and NOT washing your hands; this is the act of rubbing your hands together, as if to dry them, while you casually stroll away from the restroom.

The idea is to trick any observers into thinking you're an upstanding, health conscious, member of society.

Sam: You may want to wash your hands before eating. I saw the guy you just high-five'd pull the Fakewash instead of washing his hands.

Wade: Damn it! I use that move myself so I can't be too mad. Thanks for the heads up bro.

Fakewash by Crumdog Millionaire August 14, 2012

Fakeademic

A media-created pandemic based on false, wildly speculative or unscientific projections. A virus that isn’t as bad as people are led to believe.

The past few months, the world has suffered greatly from a FAKEADEMIC, which had dubious origins, was propelled and accelerated by false predictions creating mass panic, sensationalized by the media, and exacerbated by poor decisions made by some governors, whether purposeful or out of ignorance.

Fakeademic by Testore June 23, 2020

fakewanker 

Someone who talks a lot of game and has ability but never follows through with it.
Never finishes the race or sometimes even starts it but talks about it a shit ton.

Dane talks a lot about trying to fuck girls, and probably can, but just doesn't because of unknown reasons. Probably insecurities. What a Fakewanker!

fakewanker by 3zralive December 10, 2017

fakeadelicish 

Sorta fake, but sorta not...

A word Dustin uses to describe "Gears of War"

Me: "Hey, you wanna play some gears of war?"

Dustin: "Screw that"

Me: "Why not?"

Dustin: "It's all.... fakeadelicish"

fakeadelicish by Fuzz Darkness June 5, 2007