fakewanker 

Someone who talks a lot of game and has ability but never follows through with it.
Never finishes the race or sometimes even starts it but talks about it a shit ton.

Dane talks a lot about trying to fuck girls, and probably can, but just doesn't because of unknown reasons. Probably insecurities. What a Fakewanker!

fakewanker by 3zralive December 10, 2017

fagwanker 

A popular colloquial amalgam, comprising of the two slang roots; 'fag' and 'wanker', meaning:
1. Somebody who engages in masturbation with homosexuals
2. Somebody who is not held in high regard by the user, rather, is strongly disliked.

Des: "Hey John, I just bought a radiohead album!"
John: "Go wank some fags, you damn fagwanker!"

fagwanker by arklow representin March 23, 2006

Fakebaker 

A person who whips up a batch a cookie dough for the sole purpose of eating said dough, with no intention whatsoever to bake it. Ever.

Emily always pretends she's about to make cookies for her kids, but really she's just a fakebaker.

Fakebaker by ItsAShoreThang October 22, 2015

facewalker 

someone who eats shit hard and shows no effort to try and brace their fall with their hands and lands on their face there by executing the act of walking on their face, hence... a facewalker.

guy1: "yo man we were on the way back from the chow hall and chris facewalked so fuckin hard."

guy2: "yeah he always does shit like that... typical facewalker."

facewalker by sssssssssscottttttttttttt August 17, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004