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takeaway digger

A person who dates or co-habits with others purely to extract takeaways from them, in particular a woman who strives to marry a wealthy man who is able to provide copious amounts of the unhealthy food which they desire.
Then it dawned upon me.. Claire was a takeaway digger and she was only with me for the fish and chips.

Takeaway Wife 

An old single male (normally rich) who goes to Asia solely to pick up a young hot Asian girl to bring back to his country to marry and have kids with. (kids usually retarded due to the age of male partner) This makes the girl a takeaway wife.
*Sees man holding hands with young Asian
Gary: I see Steve has got a takeaway wife
Takeaway Wife by YeahYeahYeea September 7, 2016

takeaway tits 

When a woman constanly drops food down her top and gets it wedged between her boobs, she gains the nickname takeaway tits.
Girl: Arghh, I dropped a chip down my top again....
Guy: Nice goin takeaway tits..

Guy 1: Hey did you see Laura in the cafeteria yesterday?
Guy2: Yeh, talk about takeaway tits, more food went down her top then in her mouth.
takeaway tits by FIGJAM..... November 21, 2009

takeaway tax 

when living in a shared house the person who is responsible for the shopping or cooking and really can't be arsed can opt to buy a takeaway as forfiet for being lazy.
guy1: man, i really can't be arsed cooking tonight, i think i'll pay takeaway tax.
everybody: whoohoo, PIZZA!!!!!
takeaway tax by keys&peas April 14, 2009

Takeaway Showdown 

Ordering two or more takeaways to a house for them to then battle it out for your money.
"We had a takeaway showdown last night. We ordered four takeaways, Domino's won, they delivered a PowerPoint presentation"