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Noun. Any new piece of information gleaned from a lecture, interview, or other media presentation, etc. that can be of exponential value when acted upon or put to use.
Among the general fund of knowledge provided in this financial seminar, there were actually several takeaways that could give our company great marketing edge.
takeaway by GoldieLucks August 6, 2009
Words you can keep
let's order some chinese takeaway.
takeaway by UnlikeJason November 25, 2007

takeaway digger

A person who dates or co-habits with others purely to extract takeaways from them, in particular a woman who strives to marry a wealthy man who is able to provide copious amounts of the unhealthy food which they desire.
Then it dawned upon me.. Claire was a takeaway digger and she was only with me for the fish and chips.

Takeaway Wife 

An old single male (normally rich) who goes to Asia solely to pick up a young hot Asian girl to bring back to his country to marry and have kids with. (kids usually retarded due to the age of male partner) This makes the girl a takeaway wife.
*Sees man holding hands with young Asian
Gary: I see Steve has got a takeaway wife
Takeaway Wife by YeahYeahYeea September 7, 2016

takeaway tits 

When a woman constanly drops food down her top and gets it wedged between her boobs, she gains the nickname takeaway tits.
Girl: Arghh, I dropped a chip down my top again....
Guy: Nice goin takeaway tits..

Guy 1: Hey did you see Laura in the cafeteria yesterday?
Guy2: Yeh, talk about takeaway tits, more food went down her top then in her mouth.
takeaway tits by FIGJAM..... November 21, 2009

takeaway tax 

when living in a shared house the person who is responsible for the shopping or cooking and really can't be arsed can opt to buy a takeaway as forfiet for being lazy.
guy1: man, i really can't be arsed cooking tonight, i think i'll pay takeaway tax.
everybody: whoohoo, PIZZA!!!!!
takeaway tax by keys&peas April 14, 2009

Takeaway Showdown 

Ordering two or more takeaways to a house for them to then battle it out for your money.
"We had a takeaway showdown last night. We ordered four takeaways, Domino's won, they delivered a PowerPoint presentation"
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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