Fakewash

Performed after using the bathroom facilities and NOT washing your hands; this is the act of rubbing your hands together, as if to dry them, while you casually stroll away from the restroom.

The idea is to trick any observers into thinking you're an upstanding, health conscious, member of society.

Sam: You may want to wash your hands before eating. I saw the guy you just high-five'd pull the Fakewash instead of washing his hands.

Wade: Damn it! I use that move myself so I can't be too mad. Thanks for the heads up bro.

by Crumdog Millionaire August 14, 2012

The Facewash

When you position your hand horizontally, grab one's face and proceed to swiping in a downward motion, palm down; Usually done when one is acting in a foolish manner. Can be done with wet hands for better results.

As a group of friends rock out to a 80's hair band genere of music, Mo sings the wrong refrain to a commonly known song and as a result to this Tom hits her up with a solid "facewash"

by Tommy Caps with appreciation to Cemelli December 10, 2004

Mexican Facewash

The act of taking a persons head and shoving their face into a dirt covered snow bank.

I told this bitch to give me road head, she refused. So i pulled the car over and gave her a mexican facewash.

by drock214 February 6, 2010

R Kelly Facewash

Pissing on someones face, weather they like it or not

This Bitch was pissin me off last night so I hooked her up with an R Kelly FaceWash!

by KlapMoneyMillionare January 27, 2008

facewash

in a hockey fight when one player rubs the smelly ass plah of his hockey glove up and down the other players face, like he was washing his face, its one of the most annoying and aggrivatting things, not to mention degrading, a badass move.

oh man, stock just gave that guy a nice facewash, bet hes pretty pissed

by dave February 7, 2005

facewash

ice hockey variation a facewash in an ice hockey game is a provocative move or an attempt at intimidation that may precede a fight where the aggressor performs the facewash wearing his or her hockey glove allowing the sweat-soaked (and often ubernasty smelling) leather palm of the glove to do the washing and make the point.

When Pronger facewashed the rookie in the corner, the kid retaliated with a punch and they both went to the box.

by sonomamike June 4, 2009

Indian Facewash

An indian facewash is performed where a man drops a steamy load in a toilet and without flushing, gives his partner a swirlie in the toilet while take advantage of their from behind, therfore giving you an indian facewash

guy one: yo dawg i toally gave this girl an Indian Facewash last night!!!!!

guy two: niceeeeeee
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girl one: i totally got indian facewashed last night!!!

girl two: niceeeeeee

by Coach Wick-Off December 27, 2010