faketim 

the act in which a person fakes vicitimization.

did you see him act like i kicked him in the balls.

ya

he's a faketim

faketim by Superman307 August 20, 2010

FakeTML

The practice of using the format of HTML tags (namely closing tags) in textual conversation in order to make a point.

"Your mom's not a dirty whore.
</lies>"
"Dude, don't use FakeTML to talk about my mom."

FakeTML by Henley Road October 14, 2009

FaceTime69 

While 69'ing one partner FaceTime's the other. Each partner holds the phone appropriately so the other can see exactly what they're doing.

"Man, my girlfriend and I did a FaceTime69 the other night, it was awesome! looking into each other's eyes while going down on each other."

FaceTime69 by cunning2627 April 17, 2020

facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.

Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking

facetime fucking by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019

Arbitrary Facetime 

When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.

I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.

Arbitrary Facetime by Barbitrary F. June 27, 2018

Faketivist 

Someone who presents the appearance of being an activist on behalf of a cause but does nothing more.

Jimmy was the epitome of a faketivist as he sprinkled bacon on his salad at the PETA conference.

Faketivist by Ed Bowski June 17, 2012

FaceTime No iPhone 

1. A basketball term for when you shoot the ball in someone’s mouth.

2. Receiving face from a female.

“Y’all saw that smothered shot, FaceTime no iPhone.”

“Your bitch gave me FaceTime no iPhone.”

FaceTime No iPhone by Theguy615 April 4, 2021