fakejoshi

someone who pretends to be a fujoshi because they think its funny or trendy. they talk about how much they love toxic doomed yaoi and old man yaoi but in reality they've never even opened mangago

"shes such a fakejoshi. she cant even name 10 yaois"

by pisskinker69 May 13, 2024

Faketoshi

Claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto, the creator of Bitcoin, when you are not.

Craig Wright is a cockwombling bunglecunt Faketoshi.

by BTCShadow April 12, 2019

faketoshi

Used in the crypto community to refer to Dr. Craig Wright, who claims to be Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto without delivering any credible proof.

- Faketoshi is such a Shitlord
- Faketoshi's shitcoin fork goes down faster than a hooker with a mortgage.

by jomanzza November 21, 2018

Fakeship

When a person uses you for the benefit of them self they use you for you for money,rides, clothes anything they can get from you. But when you ask for help or you need them they are no where to be found.Watch out

Me: Why is it that when I call Kyle up for help he's never there but when he needs me I'm there for anything....
Friend: Girl that's a Fakeship

by Crazy_Kutz April 8, 2017

fakenshit

A person who is fake and pretends to care in reality they will use any opportunity to further their selfish agenda. A person who tries to hide their ugly personality but everyone can see through them.

This is bitch is such a fakenshit. She borrowed money from me and never returned it yet I see her buying fancy shit all the time.

She pretends to care but she's just using this opportunity to make her self look good. What a fakenshit.

by avatarroku September 11, 2015

fakeshit

a male/female that is fake and every word that comes out of their mouth is shit.

Sarah b is full of fakeshit

by pooooopppppppp December 31, 2016

fakefishing

when you are so rich and satisfied with everything else that you have to pretend to go fishing, just to give the impression you're an easy-going and down-to-earth guy.

yesterday after work i went fakefishing with the guy ... (while yesterday i actually got a new Bugatti)

by taka666 November 19, 2016