fakeshit

a male/female that is fake and every word that comes out of their mouth is shit.

Sarah b is full of fakeshit

by pooooopppppppp December 31, 2016

Fakeship

When a person uses you for the benefit of them self they use you for you for money,rides, clothes anything they can get from you. But when you ask for help or you need them they are no where to be found.Watch out

Me: Why is it that when I call Kyle up for help he's never there but when he needs me I'm there for anything....
Friend: Girl that's a Fakeship

by Crazy_Kutz April 8, 2017

faceshitted

when you have gone so far into your drunken ass night to the point where you can't even say shitfaced right.

John was hitting on some really fat chicks tonight, damn faceshitted bastard.

by dave p March 3, 2006

fakenshit

A person who is fake and pretends to care in reality they will use any opportunity to further their selfish agenda. A person who tries to hide their ugly personality but everyone can see through them.

This is bitch is such a fakenshit. She borrowed money from me and never returned it yet I see her buying fancy shit all the time.

She pretends to care but she's just using this opportunity to make her self look good. What a fakenshit.

by avatarroku September 11, 2015

faceshitting

The act of using facebook via a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet.

Gabe:
Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?

Todd:
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status

by toddrabies September 9, 2010

Fake Shit

A term for synthetic marijuana, aka K2, spice, etc, a potpourri blend that contains synthetic cannabinoids that was usually legal and sold in gas stations. Popular in the late 2000's and early 2010's, it was smoked when real marijuana was either unavailable or unable to be consumed due to being drug tested, as fake shit doesn't show in a drug test. The health effects of fake shit are very questionable.

Guy 1: "Hey wanna smoke some weed?"
Guy 2: "Nah I'm on probation and get drug tested so I smoke fake shit"

by Reconify July 1, 2019

FaceShit

When you add a comment on someone's FaceBook wall and turn an innocuous, happy thread into a diatribe of negativity.

"Can't wait to go see Bruce Springsteen tonight!"

Response: "Me too, he's awesome!"
Response: "Not a fan. But have fun!"
Response: Springsteen is an F'ing communist/socialist bastard who should keep his ugly ass out of politcs!!"

Ugh, FaceShit.

by FaceWriter March 26, 2010