Fakeship

When a person uses you for the benefit of them self they use you for you for money,rides, clothes anything they can get from you. But when you ask for help or you need them they are no where to be found.Watch out

Me: Why is it that when I call Kyle up for help he's never there but when he needs me I'm there for anything....
Friend: Girl that's a Fakeship

by Crazy_Kutz April 8, 2017

faceship

The art of flying a large, interstellar spaceship into the face of a creature, usually with the words "Your Face" uttered just before impact.

"It is written in the books of Awesome, that Mortimer the Ruthless was finally defeated, when Anhar the Heroic sacrificed himself by crashing his spaceship into Mortimer's face. Anhar's final words before impact were "Your Face". Those words were broadcasted across the cosmos and now stand written on the monument of Anhar's heroic faceship"

by Zhadu May 19, 2012

fakeshit

a male/female that is fake and every word that comes out of their mouth is shit.

Sarah b is full of fakeshit

by pooooopppppppp December 31, 2016

faceship

a term that describes when one flies a great distance and lands on their face, often skidding several meters with severe pain and humiliation

doctor: what happened?
stoner: he did a faceship, with his face, and i laughed
doctor: yeah, i laughed too
wounded person: (dies of severe facial injury)

by thepumaman November 29, 2011