fakenshit

A person who is fake and pretends to care in reality they will use any opportunity to further their selfish agenda. A person who tries to hide their ugly personality but everyone can see through them.

This is bitch is such a fakenshit. She borrowed money from me and never returned it yet I see her buying fancy shit all the time.

She pretends to care but she's just using this opportunity to make her self look good. What a fakenshit.

fakenshit by avatarroku September 11, 2015

fanshitter 

n. (fan + shitter)

Someone who seeks or creates unnecessary drama. Instead of shit hitting the fan... these people unnecessarily shit INTO the fan.

My roomate is a goddamn fanshitter.

fanshitter by Eugenia Yang June 23, 2007

Frankenshit 

A single lump of feces comprised of two or more meals, and each meal segment can be clearly defined within the log (whether by sight or smell).

I went backpacking through Europe and tried so many different foods in one week that I had Frankenshit dumps until I got home.

Frankenshit by PlayOnPlaya November 2, 2016

Fakeship 

When a person uses you for the benefit of them self they use you for you for money,rides, clothes anything they can get from you. But when you ask for help or you need them they are no where to be found.Watch out

Me: Why is it that when I call Kyle up for help he's never there but when he needs me I'm there for anything....
Friend: Girl that's a Fakeship

Fakeship by Crazy_Kutz April 8, 2017

faceshitted 

when you have gone so far into your drunken ass night to the point where you can't even say shitfaced right.

John was hitting on some really fat chicks tonight, damn faceshitted bastard.

faceshitted by dave p March 3, 2006

fanshitting 

verb. to fanshit, fanshat, fanshitting

What a fanshitter does, create or seek unnecessary drama.

Why does my roomate like fanshitting all over the place?

fanshitting by Eugenia Yang June 23, 2007

Farfenshitter 

Noun- a Farfenshitter is an old crappy toilet that barley works or has a notorious habit of clogging up without being used at all.

Some indications that your toilet is a Farfenshitter include one if not all of the following: Presence of an everlasting crap ring, Broken flush handle, ability to be clogged by Drain-O the very stuff that is supposed to undo clogs and or busted toilet seat.

This toilet is a Farfenshitter, it always get backed up and never flushes properly.

Farfenshitter by Ydrgn September 9, 2012