fairly athletic quails

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.

"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph

by Gibb Gibb February 14, 2018

Fairly EvenParents

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".

Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.

by Telephony February 19, 2015

fairly local

A really good song by the worlds best band twenty one pilots.

I'm fairly local, I've been around
I've seen the streets you're walking down
I'm fairly local, good people now

by .Blurryface. July 14, 2016

Fairly Bangable

used in the movie You Don't Mess With the Zohan to describe the opposite sex; "bang"=fuck, so when you combine that it becomes Fairly Fuckable. 99% Bangable!

"My dear, you're looking fairly bangable in that bikini!"

by unmelievable January 17, 2009

Fairly hood

To be semi-hood or almost gangster

Friend: wow that was pretty awesome
Me: Yea...I'm fairly hood

by Sam-Well August 20, 2013

fairly local

(I've) been here before/been around. This isn't my first rodeo.

*It stems from the Twenty One Pilots song of the same name.

I don't need your advice, I'm fairly local.

by Not A Red Shirt March 11, 2017

Fairly Oddparents

Despite what most critics would say.
to me The Fairly oddparents is a great show! It consist of adult themed humor in the form of a sarcastic 10 year old boy on the verge of puberty. this show is also littered with cynical puns that makes it popular with children as well as adults.

Average Fairly Oddparents pun.

Dad

"Timmy where did you get your 10ft mural of the Crimson Chin?"

Timmy "Umm... The Internet?"

by Lauren Laren 2010 October 2, 2009