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fairly athletic quails 

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.
"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph
fairly athletic quails by Gibb Gibb February 14, 2018
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Fairly EvenParents 

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".
Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.
Fairly EvenParents by Telephony February 19, 2015

fairly local 

A really good song by the worlds best band twenty one pilots.
I'm fairly local, I've been around
I've seen the streets you're walking down
I'm fairly local, good people now
fairly local by .Blurryface. July 14, 2016

Fairly Bangable

used in the movie You Don't Mess With the Zohan to describe the opposite sex; "bang"=fuck, so when you combine that it becomes Fairly Fuckable. 99% Bangable!
"My dear, you're looking fairly bangable in that bikini!"
Fairly Bangable by unmelievable January 17, 2009

Fairly hood 

To be semi-hood or almost gangster
Friend: wow that was pretty awesome
Me: Yea...I'm fairly hood
Fairly hood by Sam-Well August 20, 2013

fairly local 

(I've) been here before/been around. This isn't my first rodeo.

*It stems from the Twenty One Pilots song of the same name.
I don't need your advice, I'm fairly local.
fairly local by Not A Red Shirt March 11, 2017

Fairly Oddparents 

Despite what most critics would say.
to me The Fairly oddparents is a great show! It consist of adult themed humor in the form of a sarcastic 10 year old boy on the verge of puberty. this show is also littered with cynical puns that makes it popular with children as well as adults.
Average Fairly Oddparents pun.

Dad

"Timmy where did you get your 10ft mural of the Crimson Chin?"

Timmy "Umm... The Internet?"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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