failmui

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a past failure or mistake that is no matter to the present

“Remember when you burnt the bacon and you didn’t have any breakfast cause you were already late to school? Don’t wanna be late again!”
“Yeah, ok. But that’s a failmui”

failmui by Sushipusheen24 June 20, 2021

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Failmily

A family consisting only of failures

Guy 1: The Mom, Dad, Son and Daughter all play WoW,

Guy 2: Wow, what a failmily

Failmily by RyanCoosh January 27, 2009

Related Words

failmui • Failmail • Failguitar • Failmily • Failmunch • fail muffin • Fail Build • Fail Guild • fail mission • Fail Mix

failmuffin

failmuffin is the best thing u can call ur friend... especially if they love the word "fail" and overuse it... but they are the bestest friends and they recognize ur true achievements

a pet name for some1 u think is cuter than a muffin with googly eyes but wold fail at being a muffin because they are too awesome and actively human-esque...

Elena: *says something dumb*
Me: FAIL!
Elena: oh right, ur my little failmuffin!
Me: huh?

Elena: *does an epic flip*
Maeve: ohhhh rite FAILMUFFIN!!! YAY not fail :) :) :)

Tom: awww ur my little failmuffin!
Katie: awwww thnx! ur my little epic-love

failmuffin by the_original_failmuffin June 2, 2009

Failmail

Failmail is the pinnacle of failure or the result of a consistant string of failures and is often used to describe someone else's helpless situation

"He's got failmail!" to describe someone in the process of failing

in a different context "What's wrong with him?" "He just recieved some failmail" or "some failmail just arrived in the post"

or can be used as an insult; "Thats a terrible idea, check your inbox for some failmail you bad"

Failmail by SabaJamal June 3, 2009

Failmail

The email that you send and then realise that someone was copied in who shouldn't be.

From: Darren
To: James
CC: Karen
Subject: Karen

Don't you think Karen is a total slut?

From: James
To: Darren
CC: Karen
Subject: RE:Karen

Failmail dude...

Failmail by Jaybone_81 January 21, 2010

Failguitar

verb- the act of NOT being good, at air guitar

We should go out, and failguitar, for pennies.

Failguitar by Meese-Not-Moosi July 5, 2008

Failmunch

n: One who fails

"It would have been an awesome night if it wasn't for the failmunch at the drive through who gave us 400lbs of sauce packets...."
"Only a failmunch can fail at walking a straight line sober."

Failmunch by NaruandKane September 28, 2009

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026