failmui 

a past failure or mistake that is no matter to the present

“Remember when you burnt the bacon and you didn’t have any breakfast cause you were already late to school? Don’t wanna be late again!”
“Yeah, ok. But that’s a failmui”

failmui by Sushipusheen24 June 20, 2021

Failmily

A family consisting only of failures

Guy 1: The Mom, Dad, Son and Daughter all play WoW,

Guy 2: Wow, what a failmily

Failmily by RyanCoosh January 27, 2009

failmuffin 

failmuffin is the best thing u can call ur friend... especially if they love the word "fail" and overuse it... but they are the bestest friends and they recognize ur true achievements

a pet name for some1 u think is cuter than a muffin with googly eyes but wold fail at being a muffin because they are too awesome and actively human-esque...

Elena: *says something dumb*
Me: FAIL!
Elena: oh right, ur my little failmuffin!
Me: huh?

Elena: *does an epic flip*
Maeve: ohhhh rite FAILMUFFIN!!! YAY not fail :) :) :)

Tom: awww ur my little failmuffin!
Katie: awwww thnx! ur my little epic-love

failmuffin by the_original_failmuffin June 2, 2009

Failmail

Failmail is the pinnacle of failure or the result of a consistant string of failures and is often used to describe someone else's helpless situation

"He's got failmail!" to describe someone in the process of failing

in a different context "What's wrong with him?" "He just recieved some failmail" or "some failmail just arrived in the post"

or can be used as an insult; "Thats a terrible idea, check your inbox for some failmail you bad"

Failmail by SabaJamal June 3, 2009

Failmail

The email that you send and then realise that someone was copied in who shouldn't be.

From: Darren
To: James
CC: Karen
Subject: Karen

Don't you think Karen is a total slut?

From: James
To: Darren
CC: Karen
Subject: RE:Karen

Failmail dude...

Failmail by Jaybone_81 January 21, 2010

Failguitar 

verb- the act of NOT being good, at air guitar

We should go out, and failguitar, for pennies.

Failguitar by Meese-Not-Moosi July 5, 2008

Failmunch 

n: One who fails

"It would have been an awesome night if it wasn't for the failmunch at the drive through who gave us 400lbs of sauce packets...."
"Only a failmunch can fail at walking a straight line sober."

Failmunch by NaruandKane September 28, 2009