failmuffin 

failmuffin is the best thing u can call ur friend... especially if they love the word "fail" and overuse it... but they are the bestest friends and they recognize ur true achievements

a pet name for some1 u think is cuter than a muffin with googly eyes but wold fail at being a muffin because they are too awesome and actively human-esque...

Elena: *says something dumb*
Me: FAIL!
Elena: oh right, ur my little failmuffin!
Me: huh?

Elena: *does an epic flip*
Maeve: ohhhh rite FAILMUFFIN!!! YAY not fail :) :) :)

Tom: awww ur my little failmuffin!
Katie: awwww thnx! ur my little epic-love

failmuffin by the_original_failmuffin June 2, 2009

fagamuffin

n.
1) One who is not highly viewed upon by one's peers;
2)Term of contempt and/or disbelief of an action.

Not to be confused with 'fag' or faggot'

Susie: I dislike that Wes H..
Johnny: I must concur. That kid is such a fagamuffin.

fagamuffin by jack_hendley November 22, 2003

fail muffin 

This peculiar term is very confusing. Even the creators of this term aren't quite sure what it REALLY means.

A person who is going to beat someone else may be serving them a tray of fail muffins. Or perhaps just one fail muffin. It depends on the size of the fail.

Or, it usually is used to describe something that really sucks.

You might tell someone to eat a fail muffin if they do something dumb. Or, you know, fail.

"Biology eats the fail muffin."
"Haha yeah, I hate Bio."

"1,2,3,4,5,7..."
"...eat a fail muffin dude.."

"I'm gonna beat you so bad"
"No way man! I'm gonna serve you a fail muffin!"

fail muffin by Emily Taylor June 21, 2008

Fanmuffin 

A combination of a Fangirl (or fanboy) and a twatmuffin. Generally close minded overzealous fans who - upon realizing they can't win an argument - result to insults and general asshattery.

Guy one: Did you see that guy's rant on how 'awesome' Sephiroth is?

Guy two: Yeah he's a complete fanmuffin.

Fanmuffin by Kahn Iceay February 10, 2010

FagMuffin

A person who is too faggalicious to be expressed with jsut the fag word, therefore the word muffin has to be added which means the person is baked to be a big fag... therefore the person is a fagmuffin...

JACK IS A FUCKNIG FAGMUFFIN WhO FUCKS WITH OTHER FAGMUFFINS SUCH AS MR.FAGMUFFIN... STUPID FAGMUFFIN!! STUPID FAGMUFFIN!! GO GET MORE ICING U JEWISH FAG MUFFIN!!!!!

FagMuffin by ChiggaCheenkerKenny December 16, 2004

fagmuffin

One who is queer and is lacking nuts.

Diane and Jase are such fagmuffins!

fagmuffin by Xenon Hot Xenon May 31, 2006

fagmuffin

somebody who is a fag and a muffin at the samee timee.

joelle: hey that muffin looks fagtarded.
fab: why yes it does.
riss: zomg its fagmuffin.
all 3: woahhhhhh.

fagmuffin by fabsicles May 21, 2008