failed mission

A man who was trying to be a suicide bomber got owned irl

http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/failed-mission.jpg
that guy is a failed mission.

by johnthepon July 24, 2008

mission failed we'll get em next time

A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.

Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time

by Cyka Blyak is a pagan holiday December 5, 2016

fail mission

a attempt which has ended poorly

a person with a high failure percentage

a rejected plan of action

"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"

1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"

1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."

1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."

by SC Monster June 2, 2012