Failmunch 

n: One who fails

"It would have been an awesome night if it wasn't for the failmunch at the drive through who gave us 400lbs of sauce packets...."
"Only a failmunch can fail at walking a straight line sober."

Failmunch by NaruandKane September 28, 2009

Canadian facemuncher

A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.

Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."

Canadian facemuncher by nolrik November 13, 2011

Fligmunch 

an undescribable thing that often crawls out form under Ghoulies in the palladium to work in the grease hole also known as Burger Ming. It is also a drinking,smoking and drug consuming machine!!

Pelo-Flig sed e won 20quid on ghoulies mate.
Pige-i mate but e used 4 a bottle o bucky mate n a 20 deck n some dope m8 da fuck.

Fligmunch by jackman April 20, 2005

fagmunch 

However redundant, fagmunch is one who munches on fag, therefore making that person a fag. There is no use to this word other than it is funny as hell.

Go watch Dawson's Creek, fagmunch!

fagmunch by Roper May 10, 2003

fagmunch 

a faggot who munches cock

Go watch will and grace you fagmunch

fagmunch by Robin January 3, 2005

Fagmuncher

1. Someone who is of the homosexual orientation and likes to munch on some cock
2. A profanity to use in substitution of words like 'douchebag' or 'idiot' inferring that they are homosexual

Oscar - Wow look at that guy over there..

James - Yeah what a fagmuncher.

Fagmuncher by 69OSCAR69 July 31, 2010

fagmunch 

a person that is extremely gay beyond the point of fag, way past the point

r0xx j00 is such a fagmunch

fagmunch by warx0rz 1337 May 28, 2003