Definitions by NaruandKane

Failmunch 

n: One who fails

"It would have been an awesome night if it wasn't for the failmunch at the drive through who gave us 400lbs of sauce packets...."
"Only a failmunch can fail at walking a straight line sober."

Failmunch by NaruandKane September 28, 2009

Websire

(n)One's father from the interwebs

I knew that my relationship with my websire went afoul when I woke up the next day in the trunk of his Chevy and we were heading to Mexico.

Websire by NaruandKane August 8, 2009

Poowah 

1: an exclamation of win
2: The sound effect a glasses case makes when it opens

"Poowah! Headshot!"
"The gloshnic case opened with a flourishing 'poowah!'"

Poowah by NaruandKane April 26, 2009

Saucerate 

1: The French equivalent to failsauce
2: The Canadian equivalent to failsauce

Vous:"Je suis plein!"
Moi:"Saucerate!"

Saucerate by NaruandKane April 26, 2009

Sonata Arctica 

1: An amazing band that loves wolves on their album art
2: A band that suffers from the curse known as bad sound mixer

"I went to go see Sonata Arctica at The Palladium!"
"How was it?"
"I must violence the sound mixer...."

Sonata Arctica by NaruandKane April 26, 2009

Gloshnic 

V: to gloshnic
N: a gloshnic
Adj: is gloshnic
Adv: gloshnicly

"I think I'm going to gloshnic down to Burger King and order a gloshnic."
"Don't dude! That stuff's gloshnic!"
"It's alright; I took a gloshnicly amount of drugs two seconds ago! I'm gonna die, anyways!"

Gloshnic by NaruandKane April 25, 2009