failbate 

When you think you're beating off to an underage girl, but you find out that she's actually over 18.

I got so excited and rubbed one out when my neighbor's kid left her curtains open last night, but I realized it was a total failbate when I saw her at Costco signing up for a membership this morning.

failbate by Mutard January 25, 2022

Failboater 

An expression often used in gaming cliques describing someone who consistently performs poorly OR does not always come through

Derived from Failboat, failboater is a word describing someone who is often on a boat of fail

"Ricky hasnt got a kill in over two whole games what a failboater"

"Sherry didnt come over last night, she never seems to have time for me anymore what a failboater"

Failboater by Shimmytomyleft November 24, 2009

Failgate 

Central Michigan University's definition of tailgating after the new policies took effect prior to the Sept. 20 home game against Alcorn State in 2009.

These policies include the limit of six beers or one pint of liquor per 21-year-old, and a ban on external sound and speaker systems.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you go tailgating on Main before the game today?
Guy 2: Nah, we attempted to failgate in lot 63 behind Kelly/ Shorts Stadium. Pathetic.
Guy 1: Ouch.

Failgate by RMS07 September 22, 2009

failmate

When two events coincide in the course of attempt to correct one fail leading to a second fail in which both parties are unable to continue due to shame.

An example of a failmate would be if a group of thieves stole a car with no wheels, then the cops who came to get them hit the parked car. The double fail means that no beneficial conclusion can be reached by either party without suffering epic shaming.

failmate by Chez guevara February 5, 2009

Failgate 

Any offshoot sports forum or blog that fails at its goal of being better than the original from which it was spurned. Usually denotes a spinoff site that attempts to be cozy with a corporate entity in exchange for favors rather than staying independently critical of its subject matter. Origin lies in one particular offshoot forum using tailgate in its URL that became known as the failgate.

Man, did you check out my new site?
No, it's clearly a failgate.

Failgate by barleyfan34 March 12, 2011

Failsate 

From fail and sate - to satisfy... Satisfying a perverse inner drive to watch people and things fail spectacularly

Did you see the guy on the BMX have a massive stack? Man, that was failsate!

Failsate by Hunkamunka February 24, 2010

Failmate

When opposing forces fail to resolve their differences but successfully turn away their supporters in the process.

The Two Party System has resulted in a failmate for the Citizens of the United States of America.

Failmate by cRitterology February 23, 2009