failbate
When you think you're beating off to an underage girl, but you find out that she's actually over 18.
Failboater
An expression often used in gaming cliques describing someone who consistently performs poorly OR does not always come through
Derived from Failboat, failboater is a word describing someone who is often on a boat of fail
Derived from Failboat, failboater is a word describing someone who is often on a boat of fail
"Ricky hasnt got a kill in over two whole games what a failboater"
"Sherry didnt come over last night, she never seems to have time for me anymore what a failboater"
"Sherry didnt come over last night, she never seems to have time for me anymore what a failboater"
Failboater by Shimmytomyleft November 24, 2009
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Failgate
Central Michigan University's definition of tailgating after the new policies took effect prior to the Sept. 20 home game against Alcorn State in 2009.
These policies include the limit of six beers or one pint of liquor per 21-year-old, and a ban on external sound and speaker systems.
These policies include the limit of six beers or one pint of liquor per 21-year-old, and a ban on external sound and speaker systems.
failmate
When two events coincide in the course of attempt to correct one fail leading to a second fail in which both parties are unable to continue due to shame.
An example of a failmate would be if a group of thieves stole a car with no wheels, then the cops who came to get them hit the parked car. The double fail means that no beneficial conclusion can be reached by either party without suffering epic shaming.
failmate by Chez guevara February 5, 2009
Failgate
Any offshoot sports forum or blog that fails at its goal of being better than the original from which it was spurned. Usually denotes a spinoff site that attempts to be cozy with a corporate entity in exchange for favors rather than staying independently critical of its subject matter. Origin lies in one particular offshoot forum using tailgate in its URL that became known as the failgate.
Failgate by barleyfan34 March 12, 2011
Failsate
From fail and sate - to satisfy... Satisfying a perverse inner drive to watch people and things fail spectacularly
Failsate by Hunkamunka February 24, 2010
Failmate
When opposing forces fail to resolve their differences but successfully turn away their supporters in the process.
Failmate by cRitterology February 23, 2009
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken
A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.
I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
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city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her
native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins
The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.
Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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caillou
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.