failbate
When you think you're beating off to an underage girl, but you find out that she's actually over 18.
Failboater
An expression often used in gaming cliques describing someone who consistently performs poorly OR does not always come through
Derived from Failboat, failboater is a word describing someone who is often on a boat of fail
Derived from Failboat, failboater is a word describing someone who is often on a boat of fail
"Ricky hasnt got a kill in over two whole games what a failboater"
"Sherry didnt come over last night, she never seems to have time for me anymore what a failboater"
"Sherry didnt come over last night, she never seems to have time for me anymore what a failboater"
Failboater by Shimmytomyleft November 24, 2009
Related Words
failbate • Failgate • Failmate • Failbating • Failboater • Faildate • Failsate • fail a test • Fail Bat
Failgate
Central Michigan University's definition of tailgating after the new policies took effect prior to the Sept. 20 home game against Alcorn State in 2009.
These policies include the limit of six beers or one pint of liquor per 21-year-old, and a ban on external sound and speaker systems.
These policies include the limit of six beers or one pint of liquor per 21-year-old, and a ban on external sound and speaker systems.
failmate
When two events coincide in the course of attempt to correct one fail leading to a second fail in which both parties are unable to continue due to shame.
An example of a failmate would be if a group of thieves stole a car with no wheels, then the cops who came to get them hit the parked car. The double fail means that no beneficial conclusion can be reached by either party without suffering epic shaming.
failmate by Chez guevara February 5, 2009
Failgate
Any offshoot sports forum or blog that fails at its goal of being better than the original from which it was spurned. Usually denotes a spinoff site that attempts to be cozy with a corporate entity in exchange for favors rather than staying independently critical of its subject matter. Origin lies in one particular offshoot forum using tailgate in its URL that became known as the failgate.
Failgate by barleyfan34 March 12, 2011
Failsate
From fail and sate - to satisfy... Satisfying a perverse inner drive to watch people and things fail spectacularly
Failsate by Hunkamunka February 24, 2010
Failmate
When opposing forces fail to resolve their differences but successfully turn away their supporters in the process.
Failmate by cRitterology February 23, 2009
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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