failmate

When two events coincide in the course of attempt to correct one fail leading to a second fail in which both parties are unable to continue due to shame.

An example of a failmate would be if a group of thieves stole a car with no wheels, then the cops who came to get them hit the parked car. The double fail means that no beneficial conclusion can be reached by either party without suffering epic shaming.

failmate by Chez guevara February 5, 2009

Failmate

When opposing forces fail to resolve their differences but successfully turn away their supporters in the process.

The Two Party System has resulted in a failmate for the Citizens of the United States of America.

Failmate by cRitterology February 23, 2009

Failgate 

Central Michigan University's definition of tailgating after the new policies took effect prior to the Sept. 20 home game against Alcorn State in 2009.

These policies include the limit of six beers or one pint of liquor per 21-year-old, and a ban on external sound and speaker systems.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you go tailgating on Main before the game today?
Guy 2: Nah, we attempted to failgate in lot 63 behind Kelly/ Shorts Stadium. Pathetic.
Guy 1: Ouch.

Failgate by RMS07 September 22, 2009

Failgate 

Any offshoot sports forum or blog that fails at its goal of being better than the original from which it was spurned. Usually denotes a spinoff site that attempts to be cozy with a corporate entity in exchange for favors rather than staying independently critical of its subject matter. Origin lies in one particular offshoot forum using tailgate in its URL that became known as the failgate.

Man, did you check out my new site?
No, it's clearly a failgate.

Failgate by barleyfan34 March 12, 2011

Failmageddon 

Failageddon is a massive spam of wipes,lost battlegrounds or any other sorts of fail in any MMORPG (especially WoW).

<player 1> Man,we wiped 17 times on Thaddius in Naxx 25 today!

<player 2> What a failmageddon :O

Failmageddon by Uber Failz December 24, 2009

Failmaster 

To suicide in Super Smash Bros.

Inspired by a wolf using his final smash, only to fall through the stage and die with his landmaster.

"You just failmastered."

"FAILMASTER!"

Failmaster by FernIH April 6, 2008

Failsate 

From fail and sate - to satisfy... Satisfying a perverse inner drive to watch people and things fail spectacularly

Did you see the guy on the BMX have a massive stack? Man, that was failsate!

Failsate by Hunkamunka February 24, 2010