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failbate 

When you think you're beating off to an underage girl, but you find out that she's actually over 18.
I got so excited and rubbed one out when my neighbor's kid left her curtains open last night, but I realized it was a total failbate when I saw her at Costco signing up for a membership this morning.
failbate by Mutard January 25, 2022

Dances With Warcraft

An alternate title for James Cameron's movie, "Avatar". It is referring to the fact that the story is a cross between the movie "Dances With Wolves" and the mmorpg "World Of Warcraft".
Just got back from watching Dances With Warcraft ...err, Avatar and must say I was thoroughly impressed!
Dances With Warcraft by Mutard January 18, 2010
A term used by a male to inform another male that there is a female in eyeshot sporting visible THO. That male is then expected to discreetly survey the area, locate the female and inspect her nipple(s). Often accompanied by a nudge and or a widely open-eyed head gesture toward the female.
Male A: "Dude, sniper."
Male B: "...nice."
sniper by Mutard December 9, 2008
n. (snî´-pər)
A term used by a male to inform another male that there is a female in eyeshot sporting visible THO. That male is then expected to discreetly survey the area, locate the female and inspect her nipple(s). Often accompanied by a nudge and or a widely open-eyed head gesture toward the female.
Male A: "Dude, sniper."
Male B: "...nice."
Sniper by Mutard February 11, 2007