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A Tattoo that is generally stereotyped as something a homosexual would sport. For Example tribal bands, and flames
Guy #1: Dude check out the new tat!
Guy #2: ....really a tribal band... man thats a fagtoo. See about getting that removed
fagtoo by adamonster December 31, 2007
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When a skinny person has a tattoo and later gains weight, so that the tattoo becomes stretched out
Johnny became overweight and now has a Fattoo on his Chest.
Fattoo by BruceLeeTheDragon October 18, 2008
Related Words
fagtoo Fagtoot fagtooth fag tool fag toon fagtron Fagoot fattoo Fagbook fagtot
A blunt so massive that it could be substituted for the long cylindrical tubes on a pontoon boat and still achieve the desired amount of flotation.
Dude those blunts were so fat that we could have strapped some plywood to those bad boys and taken them out on the lake. They were some fatoons for sure.
Fatoon by Rico Spanito July 16, 2016
Fattoo by T-dizzle SD April 20, 2008

Fatoosie 

Fatoosie is a Sussy Baka who is very good at dance. Fatoosie is very smart. Fatoosie also has a nice curvy figure. Fatoosie has big bloody grippers. Fatoosie loves Jonah and writes stuff on his sendits. Fatoosie is married to Armand.
One day, Quandale Dingle and Winkie Dinkie were dancing together and then Quandale Dingle asked Fatoosie to do pirouettes, but she fell.
One day,

Quandale Dingle, Winkie Dinkie and Solitary Cleaning Lillybutter were filming a movie called fairytails, but they asked fatoosie to be the troll, and she fell on her face and she said the famous quote: “Don’t worry it’s no problem”
Fatoosie by Fatoosie April 24, 2023
A car driven around with the convertible top down and the windows rolled up!
He drives a fagtop 'Vette around town with the top down and windows up - he does NOT deserve that fine automobile.

He drives his fagtop so that he doesn't mess up his hair; it must be his time of the month.

Once he had his testicles removed, it was okay for him to drive his fagtop around town.
Fagtop by OnTheSideOfRight June 13, 2007
A large group of organized homosexual men working toward a cause (ie- usually the promotion and proliferation of gay values)

See "Gay Mafia"
Wow, that Fagtion sure organized a big parade.
Fagtion by Jeff D April 21, 2003
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